The carved cats of Caernarvon written by Alan.s.Robinson The carved cats of Caernarvon were carved by cats in caves. These carving cats, they came in carts and coracles carried by the waves. The carving cats that came to carve in Caernarvon's caves carved cats, carried cans of curried lambs and sweet jars full of boiled bats. And so the cats in carts they carved in caves, Caernarvon's cat carvings. Carved cats were carved in angels guise with harps beneath their fury wings. Some cats carved, carved cats with mice preaching love and brotherhood, before the rascally rodents rose and signed their name in Satan's blood. And cats were carved by carving cats ministering mercies to brute birds, that ate the lords most sacred worms, stunned mute by cats forgiving words. In Caernarvon's caves were carved cats and kittens cute and kind, tendering to the little fishes that out of water, cats did find. And carving cats, carved cats asleep cat napping at the end of day, when the toil of their industries heavy on their bodies lay. These cat carvings were carved in caves by carving cats with cultured care, so if Cearnarfon calls out come be sure to see those carved cats there.