You keep asking how much money am I making

You think I have a couple billion in savings

So you get on one knee

And propose to me

You think you are set for life

Why do you feel so smart?

When I pay for everything on your credit card

I'm a Splenda Daddy, you make more than me

Girl you failed so miserably at your gold digging

I'm a Splenda Daddy, you make more than me

Now you pay for all your own things, plus you pay for me, pay!

Half of your stuff is now mine

I love your properties

Or pay me alimony, don't you love irony?

Half of your stuff is now mine

Girl sing along with me

Wanted a Sugar Daddy, became a Sugar Mommy