I'm a flea-bit peanut monkey All my friends are junkies That's not really true I'm a cold Italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer Would you do? But I've been bit And I've been tossed around By every she-rat in this town Have you, babe? Well, I am just a monkey man I'm glad you are a monkey woman too I was bitten by a boar I was gouged, and I was gored But I pulled on through Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs I always have an unmade bed Don't you? Well, I hope We're not too messianic Or a trifle too satanic We love to play the blues Well, I am just a monkey man I'm glad you are a monkey Monkey woman too, babe I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey, babe! I'm a monkey, babe! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a m-m-m-monkey! I'm a m-m-m-monkey! I'm a m-m-m-monkey! Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma monkey! Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma monkey! Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma monkey! Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma I'm a monkey! Ah! ah! ah! ah! Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma monkey!