The Laundry Wizard 作词吴红军 作曲吴航宇 演唱高山青 There's this brainiac with a scheme so slick 有个聪明绝顶的人想出一个极为巧妙的点子 Turned a hotel room into a laundry trick 把酒店房间变成了一个洗衣妙招之地 Spent a buck got a wash bonanza 花一美元就获得了一场洗衣盛宴 Made the hotel their laundry piazza 把酒店变成了他们的洗衣广场 Is it wizardry when the wash is free 洗衣免费这算是魔法吗 Like a laundry magician what a spree 就像一个洗衣魔法师多么畅快的狂欢 Not just a room it's a sudsy stage 这不只是一个房间而是一个满是泡沫的舞台 In the comedy of life they're the thrift rage 在生活的喜剧里他们因节俭而备受瞩目 Laundry wizard laundry wizard 洗衣魔法师洗衣魔法师 They've got the hack they're the savings blizzard The internet lit up the views they soared 网络热闹起来浏览量飙升 Like a viral video it really scored 就像一个热门视频大获成功 You're milking the system that's for sure 你们肯定是在钻系统的空子 But hotels they're like We're in encore The internet lit up the views they soared 网络热闹起来浏览量飙升 Like a viral video it really scored 就像一个热门视频大获成功 You're milking the system that's for sure 你们肯定是在钻系统的空子 But hotels they're like We're in encore I hit up hotels just for the giggles 我联系酒店只是为了找点乐子 Can I check in give my socks some wiggles 我能办理入住让我的袜子也洗一洗吗 They said Sure come wash your rags 他们说：当然来洗你的衣物吧 Seems like this brainiac's on a savings jag 看来这个聪明的家伙省钱省上瘾了 Is it wizardry when the wash is free 洗衣免费这算是魔法吗 Like a laundry magician what a spree 就像一个洗衣魔法师多么畅快的狂欢 Not just a room it's a sudsy stage 这不只是一个房间而是一个满是泡沫的舞台 In the comedy of life they're the thrift rage 在生活的喜剧里他们因节俭而备受瞩目 Laundry wizard laundry wizard 洗衣魔法师洗衣魔法师 They've got the hack they're the savings blizzard 他们有诀窍省钱如风暴般厉害