[00:00.000] 作曲 : Kristine Flaherty/Nick Long
[00:00.449]Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa
[00:03.136]I'm afraid of the internet
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[00:06.645]I'm afraid of the internet
[00:09.141]And the crazy shit that people say
[00:11.642]When they're hiding behind a mask
[00:14.644]And they're hungry and horny and up too late
[00:17.394]I'm afraid that we can't go back
[00:20.390]This big machine's too bad to break
[00:23.143]I'm afraid of the things I did
[00:25.892]One day they'll post all my mistakes
[00:30.143]All my mistakes
[00:32.640]
[00:34.137]Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa
[00:37.144]I'm afraid of the internet
[00:39.895]Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa
[00:45.343]I'm afraid of the internet
[00:46.334]Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa
[00:48.589]I'm afraid of the internet
[00:50.839]Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa
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[00:58.048]God, it's hard to be innocent
[00:59.800]When the world keeps showing you its dick
[01:02.546]And disaster is imminent
[01:05.303]Getting sicker and stranger with every click
[01:08.299]I'm afraid that we've gone too far
[01:11.052]This big machine's too broke to fix
[01:14.047]I'm afraid of the things I saw
[01:16.797]Some things you just cannot forget
[01:21.048]You can't forget
[01:23.798]You can't forget
[01:26.793](You can't forget)
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[01:30.545]Scared of spiders
[01:31.796]Scared of people
[01:33.295]Dying in their sleep
[01:35.304]So I googled "Can you have a heart attack at 33?"
[01:41.048]First I looked at Reddit
[01:43.300]Then I looked around at WebMD
[01:46.543]Saw a list of all the symptoms
[01:50.303]Asked myself, "Could this be me?"
[01:52.298]Then I clicked a picture of an actress that I never knew
[01:58.542]She had recently died tragically
[02:01.543]She drowned at Lake Piru
[02:03.552]I started crying and I wondered
[02:06.547]If that's a normal thing to do
[02:09.297]So I searched the five stages of grief
[02:12.050]And found a link to something cute
[02:14.800]It was a meme of a dog in a bikini at the beach
[02:20.549]In big white letters at the bottom
[02:23.544]It said "Follow your dreams"
[02:26.293]So I got up to take some action
[02:29.048]Feeling high on self-esteem
[02:32.043]But then the high it started crashing
[02:34.793]So I turned back to the screen
[02:38.299]And I started to scream
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[02:43.998]Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa
[02:47.247]I'm afraid of the internet
[02:49.489]Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa
[02:52.738]I'm afraid of the internet
[02:55.246]Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa
[02:58.241]I'm afraid of the internet
[03:00.995]Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa
[03:03.990]I'm afraid of the internet
[03:06.498]I'm afraid (Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa)
[03:11.743]I'm afraid (Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa)
[03:16.996]I'm afraid (Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa)
[03:22.738]I'm afraid (Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba whoa)