[00:00.81]作词： S沧川
[00:02.95]作曲： S沧川
[00:03.88]印堂黑有麻烦
[00:05.58]不见福报先卖惨
[00:07.32]九九班八一难
[00:09.27]取来真经没人看
[00:11.34]越说就越心烦
[00:13.38]佛祖有真言二三
[00:15.39]没一句能道破
[00:17.34]世风内卷怎翻盘
[00:19.83]续一份香火
[00:21.42]如来才微笑道是
[00:23.61]苦海无边莫上岸
[00:45.42]一场破官司难断
[00:47.37]玉皇交阎王去判
[00:49.44]王母对舞会犯难
[00:51.33]开场仙此时犯案
[00:53.37]牛郎也藏起羽衣不还
[00:55.38]生怕织女真过了情关
[00:57.30]又听闻灵山收紧预算
[00:59.37]观音送子都难了又难
[01:01.44]月老支起红线摆小摊
[01:03.33]十文三把也无人来看
[01:05.43]反观隔壁财神入了龛
[01:07.35]小半时辰就盆满钵满
[01:09.69]罗汉们的木鱼
[01:11.40]八百年还敲不烂
[01:13.95]不如三界都看看
[01:17.40]越说就越心烦
[01:19.38]佛祖有真言二三
[01:21.36]没一句能道破
[01:23.34]世风内卷怎翻盘
[01:25.86]续一份香火
[01:27.39]如来才微笑道是
[01:29.79]苦海无边莫上岸