[00:00.000] 作词 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
[00:00.695] 作曲 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
[00:01.390]The First time I saw a tattoo, it was on a pig
[00:09.547]I don’t know if your mom and my mom went to the same market
[00:14.285]But one day she came home with a tattoo pork
[00:24.023]I was like mom, what are you doing with this gangster pig?
[00:33.511]My mom said oh, getting a tattoo means you can kill this pig
[00:39.140]And I was like OMG
[00:40.395]Getting a tattoo means they can kill you!
[00:44.685]Turns out rappers do get killed.
[00:50.726]But I also don’t like tattoos just because I don’t like the look of it
[00:56.941]I don’t know if you guys have a 花臂 friend
[00:59.346]It just look like they got a fancy 棉毛衫 all year
[01:06.624]Wearing a 棉毛衫 with their 汗毛 sticking out
[01:13.221]I was like omg where did you get this
[01:16.288]Send me the Taobao link I wanna get a 同款
[01:22.520]One day at my concert, a fan walked up to me and said
[01:27.359]I love your music so much that I tattooed your face on my arm
[01:33.304]Yeah, this thing, on her arm
[01:40.683]And I looked at her I was like OMG
[01:47.347]Please don’t get fat
[01:53.366]Cuz now that my face is connected to her body
[01:56.877]And if she goes crazy at 疯狂星期四
[01:59.430]I get fat? That’s crazy
[02:06.503]In fact, if you guys wanna stay in shape
[02:10.645]The best way is to tattoo your favorite celebrity on your belly
[02:14.992]Cuz now you’re responsible
[02:17.534]Yeah, 欧阳娜娜 right here. 易烊千玺 right here
[02:23.384]And if you like AKB48
[02:25.232]You can get your 棉毛衫 right here