Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat (feat. Keyblade&The Stupendium)(Explicit) - Eddiefrb、Keyblade、The Stupendium 以下歌词翻译由微信翻译+文曲大模型提供 Lyrics by：Eddie Effarby Composed by：Eddie Effarby Animation VS Anything! Puss in Boots Versus The Cat in the Hat Draw! Folks claim he's best of clothed fame 人们说他声名远扬 Dressed to impress and head-to-toe draped 精心打扮从头到脚都穿着华服 From the feather in his cap, 他帽子上的羽毛 the eyes, face, and the purr 眼神表情和呼噜声 The danger in his genes 他基因里的危险 and the boots with the fur 穿着毛皮靴子 I am Puss in Boots! Hola and olé 我是穿靴子的猫大家好 You're next to know I am next to no name 你知道我是个无名之辈 Legend to MAP, let me give you advice 传奇要MAP，让我给你指点迷津 So hitchhike to the Wishing 所以搭个便车去许愿吧 Star and get a life 享受生活 El Macho Gato patea tu culo Keeping you Far, Far 与你渐行渐远 Away from a school zonе 远离校园 Frisky Two Times with 活泼好动两次 the kids at the door 孩子们站在门口 Thеy don't wanna hear you 他们不想听你说 say Thinga-ma-jigger no more 别再胡说八道 Now I'm catching this stray, 现在我在抓这只流浪猫 tossing him out on the street 把他扔到大街上 What kind of cat needs help 什么样的猫需要帮助 getting back on his feet? 重新站起来？ Yes, I draw first blood 是的我会先流血 like the doctor's answer 就像医生的回答 And I go for the throat 我一拳打在喉咙上 like your author's cancer 就像你的作者得了癌症 My, that was lots of good fun (Said the cat) 天哪，真是有趣的事情 That was fun that was funny, in fact 很有趣事实上 But one thing to know 但有一件事你得明白 about me (Said the cat) 关于我猫说 Is that I tend to always 是因为我总是 come back (Cat in-oh yeah!) 回来吧（猫咪来了！） I keep two Things in the back brick 我在车后座放了两把枪 Quick to make you disappear like 让你迅速消失 a hat trick (Cat in-oh yeah!) Begged Shrek asked him, 苦苦哀求史瑞克问他： \"bring back the magic\" 恢复魔法 You're not the classic, Cat in 你一点都不优秀凯特 the Hat is (Cat in-oh yeah!) 帽子先生（猫咪在！） My, my, you haven't faced time kindly 天啊你没有好好面对时间 Got nine lives, it looks 看起来我有九条命 like you've lived ninety 仿佛你活过九十岁 How did you get packed 你怎么收拾行李的 up by a lone wolf, bro? 被一只独狼干掉了吗兄弟 Better pack it up and move 最好收拾东西走人 back to the old folks' home 回到老人之家 I'm just checking in since 我只是来看看自从 your parents are missing 你的父母失踪了 I'm family friendly, 我对家人很友好 you've been after kitties 你一直在追小猫咪 'Cuz the altar escape put 因为祭坛上的人无处可逃 your marriage on a Softpaws 你的婚姻就像软爪子 It altered your mate, now 改变了你的朋友 it's as if Kitty's got claws 就好像Kitty有利爪 Reunited again, with Perrito 和Perrito再度重逢 But she's not impressed 可她无动于衷 by your little gatito 被你的小加蒂托 And she knows that she 她知道 won't compete with your ego 不会和你的自我较劲 So, next time you die? Adios, amigo! 那下次你死的时候再见了朋友！ Life is a journey and death is a given 生命是一场旅行死亡是注定的 The pages are turned as 一页页翻过去 our stories are written 我们的故事已经谱写 Your legacy's tethered to Seuss's estate 你的遗产与苏斯的遗产息息相关 And defaced by the hatred 被仇恨毁于一旦 he paved in his place 他在自己的地盘铺好路 It has been a lifetime 这一辈子 since the Doctor was in 自从博士在 And his racism tainted 他的种族歧视 the pages he penned 他写下的篇章 As he propped propaganda 他四处宣扬 art for armed citizens 武装市民的艺术品 Death of the author 作者之死 caught the dog whistling Major empaca tus cosas si me cuelo en tu balcón Todo el daño a la propiedad que hay en mi casa lo hago yo Tu live action hizo que hasta la señor Seuss se ralle Ni Shrek hizo ver tan desagradable a Mike Myers 就像《怪物史莱克》里的MikeMyers一样令人厌恶 Fight me if you must, 如果你非要跟我斗， flee me if you're scared 如果你害怕那就逃离我吧 Face me if you can, fear me if you dare 有本事你就勇敢面对我有胆量你就害怕我 You're done running away, 你再也不要逃跑了 the kids have had enough 孩子们受够了 I'm dropping the mic, now... pick it up 我要放下麦克风现在拿起麦克风 Pick it up? Gladly! 捡起来？很乐意！ I'll pick up the flow 我会引领潮流 To diss this misfit? 来diss这个不合群的？ Oh, The Places I'll Go 我要去的地方 You call me a stray? You're an orphan 你说我是流浪狗你是个孤儿 Who stole from his own hometown 他偷了自己家乡的东西 for his fortune, then scorned it 对他的财富不屑一顾 Alexander banked on you to 亚历山大指望着你 free him, but you didn't 放了他可你没有 You ran from the militia 你逃离了自卫队 and abandoned him in prison 把他丢在监狱里 Took the greatest of falls into 经历了最惨痛的挫折 the plan that he was hatching 他的计划 Soon as you tried to get laid, he got 只要你想和他亲热他就会 you back and now all the horses and men 你回来了现在所有的马和人 Could never begin to mend 永远无法愈合 Or put you and Humpty's 或者把你和汉普蒂 friendship back together again 友谊重归于好 Buddy has been stalking 哥们一直跟踪我 before the beanstalk 在豆茎之前 And better believe bested you 'til 最好相信我打败了你 his scheme stopped and he dropped 他的计划戛然而止他倒下了 Now, what would you do when 你会怎么做 brother's plans were foiled? 哥哥的计划泡汤了？ Couldn't take the fall, you 你无法承受失败 made him take it for you 让他替你承受 Unless you mend fences a whole awful lot 除非你和我重修旧好 Then your legacy's end is 那你的遗产就完蛋了 once Death has you caught 一旦死神抓住你