THEN WE BROKE UP You used to make overnight oats If we went out you liked to order avocado toast The closest place to us that made it wasn't very close But we we're always up to take a stroll THEN WE BROKE UP You loved little dogs So I would keep my eyes peeled everywhere we walked If the owner had let you say hello you'd be overjoyed You would make a certain face and certain noise THEN WE BROKE UP We'd go into every Whole Foods Market Free samples always made the hot bar a target, We'd take as many free samples as we pleased Only once did they ever ask us to leave THEN WE BROKE UP We played a lot of Scrabble It became habitual, we didn't just dabble, We took time with our turns And memorized all the two letter words THEN WE BROKE UP We had a lot of fun We caught a lot of sun We really had a ball THEN WE BROKE UP We really had a blast We had a lot of laughs We thought we had it all THEN WE BROKE UP We'd pay for one movie and sneak into the others and sneak snacks in to avoid artificial butter Once you shoved a bunch into your shirt and pretended You were pregnant THEN WE BROKE UP When we rode the train we would try to sit In the seats by the end where only two people fit If it was nice out and we were outside we would ride between cars When we were sweethearts THEN WE BROKE UP We rode bikes from here to there We went through a few bikes over the years I would ride out in front, you would stay in the rear I would let you know the coast was clear THEN WE BROKE UP When you were trying to choose an outfit you'd put on fashion shows I enjoyed watching you strike a pose My input would help you choose your clothes WE HAD A LOT OF FUN WE GOT A LOT OF SUN WE REALLY HAD A BALL THEN WE BROKE UP WE REALLY HAD A BLAST WE HAD A LOT OF LAUGHS WE THOUGHT WE HAD IT ALL We would get lost together Floss together Watch The Office Smell each other's armpits Share each other's art Share each other's hearts Smell each other's farts THEN WE BROKE UP I told you all my secrets I told them in sequence from the shallow to the deepest The horrible, the abnormal, and the freakish I knew we reached the zenith because you were never squeamish THEN WE BROKE UP We went on tours, You met my family and I met yours, We reclined our seat backs on planes Before takeoff but we were not ashamed THEN WE BROKE UP We were hardly ever apart We'd walk fifth avenue in Sunset Park Looking like two giants among the Mexicans We were the best of friends THEN WE BROKE UP We had a lot of fun We caught a lot of sun We really had a ball THEN WE BROKE UP We really had a blast We had a lot of laughs We thought we had it all THEN WE BROKE UP