Living in a beautiful garden

But misused the forbidding crops

A head full of knowledge and a zest for life

God's confidence in them dropped

Packed up and headed east

They didn't have a choice

Never ever take advice

From a snake with a voice

Man wasn't really that bright

Until an apple when to his head

Going to live forever

In reality he was dead

Needed a crutch but got a Cain

But the Cain made them less Able

Waiting for the planets to align

And a savior in a stable

God sent down some angels

Said, angels man your stations

But the angels had other plans

And with the ladies had relations

Giants came along

But that wasn't really the plan

Waters rose, one big ocean

In an ark one family stands

Man wasn't really that bright

Until an apple when to his head

Going to live forever

In reality he was dead

Needed a crutch but got a Cain

But the Cain made them less Able

Waiting for the planets to align

And a savior in a stable

Built the tower of Babel

Lost the skill to communicate

Stumbling around in confusion

Now how will they relate

Flaming tongues above their heads

Foreign lands they're sent to teach

How do you start with a single root

And end up with hundreds preached

Man wasn't really that bright

Until an apple when to his head

Going to live forever

In reality he was dead

Needed a crutch but got a Cain

But the Cain made them less Able

Waiting for the planets to align

And a savior in a stable