You've diagnosed your problem

You don't have a cause

No higher power

Reaching down to keep the score

Well if that is the case

Then you can rest assured

This is the issue you've spent

So long looking for

May you find

Reasons why

It's clear how much this issue

Really means to him

He has to try so hard

To fight the urge to grin

One-hundred-thousand came to

See this man perform

And all they got were stupid

Jokes and metaphors

May you find

Reasons why

It's clear how much he

Understands all that's at stake

He has to try so hard

To keep himself awake

One-hundred-thousand witnessed

Every word he spoke

He thinks it's funny well

I just don't get the joke

May you find

Reasons why

I know it's not in fashion

Speaking plain these days

But nobody's listening to those

Subtle turns of phrase

I've got the microphone

I'll give it to you straight

We've barely got 10 years

In which to change our ways

May you find

Reasons why

May you find

Reasons why