He's an ambassador
For the New Cross State
He's a man you fear
Because you can't relate
To the things he does
And the things he rates
All the bands you love
Are the ones he hates
He's got a big moustache
And a furrowed brow
He studied liberal arts
But he's a DJ now
And he'd be your friend
If he weren't so proud
Of all the tunes he knows
That no one else has found
Oh
Everything seemed to be right
But it seems you were living a lie
All this time
All the songs that you liked
You were wrong
He was right
He tried a mullet
Once rather sheepishly
When they called
Him out he called it irony
Then he shaved it off rather frantically
That's why he always
Has to wear a beanie
He works a record shop
And a coffee bar
He's got a 20 pound
Pret à Manger membership card
And he only drinks ale
If it's pale or craft
Says he's never liked a song
That was in the charts
Oh
Everything seemed to be right
But it seems you were living a lie
All this time
All the songs that you liked
You were wrong
He was right
You were wrong
He was right
You were wrong
He was right
You were wrong
Amir!
In his childhood home
There's a secret drawer
Where he keeps the merch
For all the bands he saw
In the shameful days
Where his arms would wave
At the passionate displays
On the O2 stage
He's got a Vaccine's mug
And a Coldplay tee
A tiny box full
Of ticket receipts for
Snow Patrol, the Goo Goo Dolls
Paolo Nutini
Oh
Everything seemed to be right
But it seems you were living a lie
All this time
All the songs that you liked
You were wrong
He was right
You were wrong
He was right
You were wrong
He was right
You were wrong
He was right
