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[00:03.16]acfun
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[00:05.09]娘
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[00:10.07]ac
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[00:10.42]ac
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[00:11.08]acfun
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[00:12.54]ac
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[00:13.07]娘
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[00:21.14]歡迎來到AC的奇妙世界裡
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[00:23.84]主角光環一霎那就會套給你
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[00:27.13]瞬間能夠學會原地復活神技
[00:29.53]
[00:29.86]還會立刻擁有無限的HP
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[00:32.53]在這裡沒有痛苦沒有恐懼也沒有考試題
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[00:36.24]只有你我在一起歡樂相聚
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[00:39.02]沒有技術沒有軟妹幣全都木有問題
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[00:42.18]只要有愛我們就能在一起
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[00:45.02]先從評論來學起
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[00:46.35]吐槽回帖是規矩
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[00:47.82]善意字句與溫柔辭藻是禮儀
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[00:50.78]偶爾加一點哲理
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[00:52.22]賣萌是永恆定律
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[00:53.90]隊形保持了評論會更有樂趣
[00:56.54]
[00:56.76]常常在電腦前傻笑個不停
[00:59.33]
[00:59.51]有時候被阿婆【UP】感動到不行
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[01:02.61]或許別人眼中我是神經
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[01:05.54]而我卻相信 你們懂我的心情！
[01:08.84]
[01:09.30]把所有束縛全部都扔掉，把快樂緊緊擁抱！
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[01:14.59]戴上貓耳朵，吐槽也會卡哇伊
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[01:19.58]嗚喵～
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[01:20.09]天天看新番，不是為把彈幕刷滿～
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[01:23.78]只因寂寞需要人陪伴
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[01:26.34]發現喜感，同來吐槽組隊圍觀
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[01:30.08]洗腦循環
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[01:33.01]毀歌要崩壞 鬼畜造經典天籟
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[01:35.57]全屏打碼的??無奈 彈幕已排山倒海
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[01:38.47]八核芯片不夠快 顯卡換成次時代
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[01:41.36]把特效火力全開 迸發激情與澎湃
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[01:44.58]剛過審的稿子 被掩埋
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[01:47.99]最先知道的你節操biu一下就不在
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[01:51.02]⑨個小號開 刷新IP手好快
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[01:53.99]點擊夠了評論自己版聊排起來
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[01:57.11]綠壩★綠壩，把你萌殺
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[02:00.05]別怕別怕，我的脾氣不是很大
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[02:03.19]拜託了你們，都乖乖聽話
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[02:05.98]不然馬上，和諧你全家
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[02:09.06]美麗的偽娘
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[02:10.50]在AC召喚你
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[02:11.96]無視好人卡
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[02:13.47]基佬兄貴在一起
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[02:14.91]自帶解碼器
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[02:16.61]各種遮擋都無力
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[02:17.99]勇敢的騷年啊
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[02:19.40]快去創造奇蹟
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[02:20.63]Rage your Dream小盆友
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[02:22.32]搬運視頻會很忙
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[02:23.72]未來的路很漫長
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[02:25.17]你們要堅強
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[02:26.63]燃燒你們的夢想
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[02:28.19]勇敢奔跑別踉蹌
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[02:29.72]投稿王就在前方
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[02:31.18]等你們來追趕！ (氣死你追不上)
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[02:33.02]在很久的以前，一個聲音忽然出現
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[02:37.53]說，站上視頻，能拉到硬盤裡面
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[02:41.69]Internet選項前，設置->再點->查看文件
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[02:46.27]按大小重新排列，就能發現
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[02:50.87]十年之後當你打開硬盤
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[02:55.71]存下的各種視頻有好幾萬
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[03:00.29]每一個都有字幕陪伴
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[03:04.74]每一個都是永遠的伙伴
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[03:08.89]在鋼鐵都市裡徘徊
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[03:11.56]把心情默默地掩埋
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[03:13.79]有太多壓力和無奈
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[03:17.98]但只要輕輕的打開
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[03:20.65]那些熟悉吐槽對白
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[03:22.93]就能驅散天空陰霾
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[03:27.75]孤單時候的我無數的槽友陪伴我度過
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[03:32.38]落寞時候的我 想起他們就不會難過
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[03:37.00]傷心時候的我 總被那些吐槽逗笑過
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[03:41.48]來ACFun 我和你一起分享開心甜果
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[03:46.43]投稿累 望穿渣浪秋水
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[03:50.19]怎奈二壓拷貝 高清盡毀
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[03:55.51]傳未半 網頁自動強退
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[03:59.18]阿婆(UP)暮雪落淚 任風隨
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[04:03.96]大高清時代，何時來？
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[04:07.67]小水管也有愛
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[04:10.35]一方經典，傳承千載
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[04:15.50]碎月落，稿件過
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[04:18.18]回眸忽見陽光爍
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[04:21.02]方才知上班時間已錯過……
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[04:29.85]そんな裝備で大丈夫か？
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[04:31.83]大丈夫だ、問題ない！
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[04:33.70]俺已經收購了渣浪企鵝還有油庫馬鈴薯
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[04:37.09]以後投稿都是1080P再也不卡了
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[04:41.20]哦呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵
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[04:41.57]秒審時代，來
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[04:45.13]即使稿件多如滄海
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[04:48.63]無須等候安排
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[04:52.40]現在就來點開（就來點開）
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[04:59.67]無限精彩！
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[05:04.39]流——星——忽——劃——過——
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[05:07.07]MELT 能否把願望告訴你？
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[05:12.35]但是像“喜歡你” 的這種話……
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[05:16.89]為何卻說不出口
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[05:20.72]但是呢，不願放手
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[05:24.19]我的天使，就在前頭！
[05:27.20]
[05:27.64]現在將她追求，沒什麼能左右！
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[05:31.13]好基友在身後說，向前衝別回頭！
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[05:35.00]想做點什麼擺脫無限循環
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[05:38.03]為自己找到幸福的答案
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[05:40.79]就算是現實是多麼艱難
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[05:44.26]也要對著命運吶喊——（啊！）
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[05:47.85]曾經青絲已佈白霜
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[05:51.31]曾經寬闊臂膀不再如鋼
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[05:55.10]我是MT我要自強
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[05:58.34]把生活重擔全搭肩上
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[06:01.25]不會再迷惘！
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[06:03.15]挺起胸膛往生命中正確的方向
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[06:09.03]揚帆起航把AC的記憶一起裝行囊
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[06:16.05]AC上的歡樂回憶，okkusenman，okkusenman！
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[06:21.71]WOW～當疲憊之時回到這裡補充魔力！
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[06:28.28]AC上的吐槽彈幕，okkusenman，okkusenman！
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[06:33.75]WOW～讓我可以不斷的奔跑永不停息！
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[06:40.16]就算過了一兩千年
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[06:42.69]還是阿姨洗鐵路
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[06:46.02]不論是在海角或天邊
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[06:48.68]我們的羈絆永遠不會改變
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[06:51.92]曾經的那美麗的家園沃土
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[06:54.17]為何各處戰火無數只剩下沙礫焦土
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[06:58.08]不服輸不願結束用磐石把圍牆堅固
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[07:01.08]這一刻由我指引你走向回家的路
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[07:04.06]在這無限廣闊世界裡
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[07:08.12]有多少感動和回憶
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[07:10.65]不願遺忘和丟棄
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[07:12.92]只要有夢想一定就會有奇蹟！
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[07:16.13]ＡＩＰＣ 電腦 廣告 渣
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[07:19.04]八心八箭 只賣 九九 八
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[07:22.02]雲南山歌 唱德 瑪西 亞
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[07:25.08]不管你信不信 反正我信啦～
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[07:28.20]半夜睡不著
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[07:29.54]打開AC尋找
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[07:31.03]業務員、電磁炮
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[07:31.65]還有大光頭葛炮！
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[07:32.60]這一宿不停地歡笑～
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[07:34.08]神吐糟最高
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[07:35.52]神彈幕也碉堡
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[07:36.90]回首頁，再尋找
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[07:37.77]忽見有人挖墳了
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[07:38.70]這一曲，跟著一起嚎～
[07:39.79]
[07:40.05]把你的小嘴鼓起來
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[07:41.30]對這種表情最可愛
[07:42.52]
[07:42.68]來跟著音樂的節拍
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[07:44.20]多聽幾分再說拜拜
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[07:46.08]搖得有點快
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[07:47.13]這是本小姐的安排
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[07:48.52]為了防止你老發呆
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[07:50.16]這裡才沒有那麼奇怪
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[07:53.77]刀刀刀刀塔是愛情最怕武器
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[07:56.98]擼啊擼拆散成千上萬對情侶
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[07:59.82]還不如搞基甜蜜的去玩遊戲
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[08:02.87]有木根【MUGEN】陪伴絕對沒問題！
[08:05.62]
[08:06.41]彎彎曲長廊，連接著池塘小推車
[08:09.35]
[08:09.53]花園裡枝頭上，有人在睡覺
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[08:12.40]伸一個懶腰，對著那螞蟻說抱歉
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[08:15.46]在假山邊，美少女追趕胖大叔
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[08:18.06]暫停福利，閃瞎狗眼
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[08:20.91]各類專注，又三十年
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[08:23.93]打卡簽到，回复可見
[08:26.69]
[08:26.87]吞吃胖次預言最危險！
[08:29.83]
[08:30.04]所有的ACFuner們，肩並著肩
[08:32.51]
[08:32.66]圍成一個大大的圓圈
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[08:35.66]共同許下要微笑到永遠的心願
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[08:38.79]時空轉變，祈願不變
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[08:42.42]業務員員，業務員員
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[08:44.03]新華里業務員
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[08:45.21]每天都能增加到一個優秀的組員！
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[08:48.03]亞拉那一卡
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[08:49.04]亞拉拉一那亞一卡
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[08:50.73]哈利路亞 扶她也來一起亞拉那一卡！？
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[08:53.77]一操再操日日操
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[08:55.22]一操到老
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[08:56.00]操到身體好
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[08:57.29]跟著步調
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[08:58.24]為將來打炮立功勞
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[08:59.55]走位要風騷
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[09:00.71]動作要閃耀
[09:01.39]
[09:01.59]不要害怕被人吐槽
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[09:03.22]鬼畜我什麼的
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[09:04.94]少來這一套
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[09:05.61]肥料摻了金坷垃
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[09:07.16]一袋能頂兩袋撒
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[09:08.65]非洲農業不發達
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[09:10.12]要有金坷垃！
[09:11.57]
[09:11.70]肥料摻了金坷垃
[09:13.04]
[09:13.20]小麥畝產一千八
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[09:14.53]日本資源缺乏
[09:15.88]
[09:16.14]必須要有金金坷垃！
[09:18.19]
[09:18.32]我到河北省來 看自己的視頻
[09:20.70]
[09:20.87]就算再被惡搞 也愛著斯大林
[09:23.79]
[09:23.97]這是我的聲音 普通話夠四級
[09:26.75]
[09:26.96]少奶奶ＡＣ棒棒 逗大家開心
[09:29.70]
[09:30.07]用快板的節拍 用大鼓的澎湃
[09:33.12]
[09:33.29]去迎接二 胡帝從天而降到來
[09:36.41]
[09:36.54]戰士們一瞬間就燃起來
[09:40.89]
[09:41.17]是何等豪邁
[09:42.41]
[09:42.45]噴子退散，刷子退散，人生的贏家需要接受審判
[09:48.19]
[09:48.35]平平凡凡，宅女宅男……
[09:51.14]
[09:51.29]巴拉巴巴巴～
[09:54.00]
[09:54.23]如果我就是那仙杜瑞拉
[09:56.92]
[09:57.02]我會把水晶鞋，藏進幻想的故鄉
[10:00.14]
[10:00.24]芙蘭朵露，鬼畜最威武
[10:03.09]
[10:03.15]教主說她不認識藍藍路！
[10:04.47]
[10:04.49]坦克爆劉繼芬哪
[10:06.30]
[10:06.41]烏賊娘觸手雖然很厲害
[10:09.00]
[10:09.16]砸鍵盤比不過德國男孩
[10:12.44]
[10:12.54]把鬱悶全甩開
[10:14.67]
[10:15.08]K-ON伴奏最HIGH
[10:16.22]
[10:16.39]少主也把舞跳起來
[10:17.79]
[10:18.29]我哥在廣○，不說有多厲害
[10:20.92]
[10:21.30]河蟹你祖宗十八代呀
[10:23.55]
[10:23.65]轉那，轉那，轉那，一起轉吧
[10:26.39]
[10:26.66]把笑容，和淚水
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[10:28.01]都轉到一起吧！
[10:29.41]
[10:30.01]氣溫零下二十七八 我在東北玩泥巴
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[10:32.98]兄貴軟妹四百大媽 民那一起啪啪啪啪
[10:35.65]
[10:35.82]Just be friends All we gotta do
[10:38.35]
[10:38.45]Just be friends It's time to say goodbye！
[10:41.44]
[10:41.85]moe moe aV娘 （自重）
[10:44.39]
[10:44.70]有空來來 aVfun（什麼）
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[10:47.61]moe moe aV娘 （還來）
[10:50.39]
[10:50.66]無口病氣天然傲嬌腹黑女僕醬
[10:53.25]
[10:53.62]Miku miku 跳個甩蔥舞裙下風光全部暴露
[10:59.28]
[10:59.62]害Miku miku 我的女僕不穿內褲才能為我服務
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[11:05.53]動畫音樂和遊戲
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[11:06.81]短影娛樂和番劇
[11:08.20]
[11:08.38]不看視頻還可以去文章區
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[11:11.41]Skill my heart
[11:13.80]
[11:13.97]飛向二次元，我們把手牽！
[11:16.69]
[11:16.97]牽著你的手
[11:19.58]
[11:19.90]伴在你左右！
[11:22.63]
[11:22.85]一直到最後
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[11:25.88]一直到盡頭！
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[11:29.21]ac，ac，acfun，我愛acfun！
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