There is a girl outside my door

I don't know what she's here for

She's the star of the movies

Now she's looking right at me

Just like she does on T V

I tell her I'm her biggest fan

She tells me about her man

How he cheats and mistreats her

And how she can't see the future

Unless I kill him and his two lovers

There are two cops outside my door

Oh I know what they're here for

I'm the one that they want

So I go out on the lawn

And tell them what went wrong

They take one long look at me

Start to laugh and say：

There's a movie on my street

And they're just directing the traffic

And protecting the Hollywood ending