Welcome to the world, yeah, I know it sounds absurd,

you were born and then you die, so please enjoy the ride.

For the longest time you start out in the same frame of mind,

like a child, spring and summer wild.

Well yes, well yes! There’s no need to be depressed.

Your sleeves are getting wet and there’s nothing to regret.

Well yes, well yes, well... well yeah...

How do you know when your house becomes a home?

Does it thank you when you go? Pay the loan until you die.

‘cos not a thing is yours more than that which gives you cause.

You’re a lover.

You’re a saint.

You’re everything I ain’t.

Well yes, well yes! It’s a lovely wedding dress.

all the flowers and the rest, bill the father of the bride.

Well yes, well yes, well... well yeah...

Now stop and think, does it all feel like a dream?

Turn around and say goodbye, a sparkle in your eye.

In the autumn years it gets hard to fight the tears.

Settle down, dressing gown, and don’t forget to write!

Well yes, well yes! You can finally confess.

If you could go back then, well you’d do it all again.

Well yes, well yes, well... well yeah...