Ooh look at those zombies

On the counting counting tables

Mm delicious zombies

We're part of it

On the counting tables

They're absolutely scratching disco

On the counting tables counting tables

They jump and groove and jive

It's 3.30am she tells you

And the clocks have stopped dead

Stopped by the idiotic Loony

Pogoing in a big top hat

Ooh look at those zombies

On the counting counting tables

Mm delicious zombies

We're part of it

On the counting tables

They're absolutely scratching disco

On the counting tables counting tables

They jump and groove and jive

Hello acting deputy

Why's your hair standing on end?

Now you cannot truly believe

That those journalists have corpsed

There are zombies on the tables

Extra-ordinarily

The chief superintendent DJ's

DJ, DJ, DJ's

Dance on the counting tables

Dance you know it's alright

We'll dance on the counting tables

Dance to the dead of night

We'll jump groove jive

Zombies on the counting tables

Zombies on the counting tables

Scratching disco

On the counting tables

There are zombies on the tables

Dance on the counting tables

Dance you know it's alright

We'll jump groove jive

There are zombies on the tables

Dance on the counting tables

Dance you know it's alright

We'll jump groove jive

There are zombies on the tables

Dance on the counting tables

Dance you know it's alright

We'll jump groove jive

There are zombies on the tables

Dance on the counting tables

Dance you know it's alright

We'll jump groove jive

Jive