Yea he's comin'
He's flying through the sky
Yea he's coming
With a present for my eyes
And it don't matter
If I go to bed
Cos I can't see him till
He puts that present on my head
God bless christmas
Cos I can't see you
I used to love this time of year
Dear santa hell
I'll believe you
If you restore my festive cheer
And get me
Glasses for christmas
Cos I need to see
I had a lot of cheap
Booze on christmas eve
And now my eyes are p-p-p-plaguing me
Some say I lost them in the city lights
My only wish this year
Is to get the glasses back on my eyes
Yea he's comin'
I can see him with his list
Last year I done a few bad things
So I know he's gonna be pissed
Ho ho ho
Now listen my young boy
I'm going to let you off
Because you spend half of last year
With a covid cough
God bless christmas
But I can't see you
I used to love this time of year
Dear santa, hell, I'll believe you
If you restore my festive cheer
And get me
Glasses for christmas
Cos I need to see
I had a lot of cheap
Booze on christmas eve
And now they're plaguing me
Some say I lost
Them in the city lights
My only wish this year
Is to get the glasses
Back on my eyes
Can't see them holidays are comin
Holidays are comin'
Holidays are comin'
On no
Can't see those
Holidays are comin'
Holidays are comin'
Holidays are comin'
Oh no
Can't see those
Don't bring me whiskey
Don't bring me wine
Don't bring me pokemon cards
Don't waste my time
Don't bring me new shoes
Or air pod pros
Just bring me ccircular things
That hang off the edge of my nose
Dear santa, hell, I'll believe you
If you restore my festive cheer
And get me
Glasses for christmas
Cos I need to see
I've done a lot of cheap booze ol'
On christmas eve
And now my eyes are plaguing me
Some say I lost them in the city lights
My only wish this year
Is to get the glasses back on my eyes
Can't see those
Holidays are comin
Holidays are comin'
Holidays are comin'
Oh no
Can't see those
Holidays are comin'
Holidays are comin'
Holidays are comin'
Oh no
Can't see those
Holidays are comin
Holidays are comin'
Holidays are comin'
Oh no
Can't see those
Holidays are comin'
Holidays are comin'
Holidays are comin'
Oh no
Can't see those
