Verse 1:

Four-foot-eleven, that's my friend Pam

Pink is your color, you rock it like BAM

I tease you daily, call you Oompa Loompa too

But here's the truth that's long overdue

Chorus:

You're small in size but your heart is so wide

Always there when anyone needs a guide

Yeah, you're crazy but that's what makes you you

And I wouldn't change a single thing you do

'Cause you're Pam, Pam

My favorite little ma'am

Verse 2:

Smart as a whip with a caring soul

When friends need help, you're on a roll

Pink sparkles follow wherever you go

Your friendship's worth more than you'll ever know

Chorus:

You're small in size but your heart is so wide

Always there when anyone needs a guide

Yeah, you're crazy but that's what makes you you

And I wouldn't change a single thing you do

'Cause you're Pam, Pam

My favorite little ma'am

Bridge:

Maybe I joke too much

But girl, you're tough

And though I act like a clown

You never let me down

You're one of a kind

With a brilliant mind

Chorus:

You're small in size but your heart is so wide

Always there when anyone needs a guide

Yeah, you're crazy but that's what makes you you

And I wouldn't change a single thing you do

'Cause you're Pam, Pam

My favorite little ma'am

My Pam, Pam

The best friend I am, blessed to have