[00:00.000] 作词 : 悟饭
[00:00.840] 作曲 : 悟饭
[00:01.681]我:妈咪
[00:02.928]妈:嗯？
[00:03.428]我:呃你觉得
[00:04.172]我:啫…斋听个名
[00:05.926]我:你觉得“VTEC”型啲
[00:07.679]我:定系“Turbo”型啲啊？
[00:10.191]妈:好似Turbo顺口啲喔！
[00:12.435]我:你唔觉得VTEC型啲咩？
[00:13.675]妈:型啲点么？
[00:16.922]我:昂！
[00:17.431]妈:OK啊……
[00:20.931][00:19.428]
[00:21.924]我梦想嘅座驾
[00:23.193]叫做S2000
[00:24.431]你唔知唔系啊嘛？
[00:25.680]咁就听住先
[00:26.936]佢有架红头机器
[00:28.190]叫做V T E C
[00:29.424]冇错就系VTEC
[00:30.929]The Power of Dream
[00:32.190]8500转high cam
[00:33.192]自然吸气
[00:34.674]涡轮同我收爹
[00:35.684]仲有你法拉利
[00:36.939]458你好叻
[00:38.173]升功率破一百
[00:39.438]本田早你十年啫
[00:41.182]眼泪帮你抹一下
[00:42.424]s2000直接嘅名称
[00:44.692]马力240匹
[00:45.931]排量2.0升
[00:47.426]佢系roadster有2 seat
[00:48.675]同Xbone车架
[00:49.941]佢系screamer系Bruce Lee
[00:51.177]系Turbo killer
[00:52.692]听唔明唔紧要
[00:53.921]总之就好劲
[00:55.188]你全程唔准笑
[00:56.425]赢你系整定
[00:58.688]old school嘅节奏加上old school嘅flow
[01:00.187]仲有old school既机器
[01:01.674]我唔理你有几高
[01:02.682]笭仔(注意不是靓仔)
[01:03.938]你咪咁得戚
[01:05.187]等间请你食尘
[01:06.421]宜家睇我开TEC
[01:07.177]咪出声
[01:07.683]认真听
[01:08.925]唔洗惊青
[01:10.179]着校服唔食烟
[01:11.437]换上最闪嘅軨
[01:12.940]笭仔
[01:14.178]你咪咁得戚
[01:15.433]等间请你食尘
[01:16.675]宜家睇我开TEC
[01:17.171]咪出声
[01:17.941]认真听
[01:19.174]唔洗惊青
[01:20.431]着校服唔食烟
[01:21.924]换上最闪嘅軨
[01:22.930]开手波车
[01:24.186]先至最有味道
[01:25.432]6 peed manual
[01:26.683]随心所欲
[01:28.182]我动作好熟
[01:29.426]1-2-3-4-5-6
[01:30.682]我押韵好pro
[01:31.935]带佢返房运动
[01:33.431]凌晨三点
[01:34.679]我自己游街
[01:35.671]唔洗霖去边
[01:37.176]亦都毋需太快
[01:38.430]车窗以内
[01:39.676]就系我既世界
[01:40.929]车窗以外
[01:42.429]请你你唔好见怪
[01:44.676]本田kcar到超跑都贴地飞行
[01:46.170]手一递系軑盘
[01:47.432]一放系播棍
[01:47.928]就系
[01:48.688]中意
[01:49.194]哩种
[01:50.175]feel
[01:51.171]中意转速拉高
[01:51.938]好似听佢
[01:52.440]叫
[01:55.177]二挡踩油飙到8500转
[01:56.177]保护地球？
[01:57.677]等我爽完先算
[01:59.938]冇声嘅车我觉得唔岩听
[02:02.680]就好似冇声嘅girl我就唔岩倾
[02:03.934]笭仔
[02:05.191]你咪咁得戚
[02:06.426]等间请你食尘
[02:07.691]宜家睇我开TEC
[02:08.439]咪出声
[02:08.934]认真听
[02:10.430]唔洗惊青
[02:10.930]着校服唔食烟
[02:12.942]换上最闪嘅軨
[02:14.173]笭仔
[02:15.443]你咪咁得戚
[02:16.682]等间请你食尘
[02:17.931]宜家睇我开TEC
[02:18.676]咪出声
[02:19.189]认真听
[02:20.429]唔洗惊青
[02:21.681]着校服唔食烟
[02:23.180]换上最闪嘅軨
[02:25.677]讲真VTEC已经过时啦
[02:26.931]宜家天下系属于
[02:28.176]EA888
[02:30.677]B系列K系列你又点话？
[02:33.431]再劲都不敌个啲涡轮增压
[02:35.932]但马力唔系大晒我讲紧乐趣
[02:38.426]就算冇人中意我都要玩埋落去
[02:39.433]就好似潮流
[02:41.188]俾滴trap music占据
[02:43.681]我嘅GFunk仍能够将佢地劝退
[02:44.182]我知
[02:46.170]旧嘅不去新嘅不来
[02:47.191]但好多新嘢冇趣
[02:48.682]兼有啲痴呆
[02:50.929]效率为王过得好鬼彷徨
[02:53.672]啱先合埋只眼就要躝返落床
[02:54.430]如果问我
[02:56.422]边度系最安全既地方？
[02:56.935]我会答:
[02:58.937]系屋企人同埋车房啊
[03:00.427]So hey my man
[03:01.926]Let's hit on the track
[03:03.923]You already know yeah VTEC IS THE BEST
[03:04.421]乔总：
[03:06.930]别骗小妹妹们不识货
[03:08.426]就看你这个乱七八糟的机舱
[03:09.433]就知道你这台车
[03:12.695]太奶奶的便宜了
[03:15.181]四个裸奔的点火包
[03:18.443]这几根线在这晃晃悠悠的
[03:20.170]你是图他装速马力(一种智商税产品)比较方便是吧？
[03:21.430]Honda之魂是什么？
[03:23.193]不是地球梦
[03:23.679]是
[03:24.186]红！
[03:24.924]头！
[03:25.434]笭仔
[03:26.687]你咪咁得戚
[03:28.188]等间请你食尘
[03:29.429]宜家睇我开TEC
[03:30.177]咪出声
[03:30.687]认真听
[03:32.182]唔洗惊青
[03:33.181]着校服唔食烟
[03:34.434]换上最闪嘅軨
[03:35.931]笭仔
[03:37.179]你咪咁得戚
[03:38.422]等间请你食尘
[03:39.676]宜家睇我开TEC
[03:40.424]咪出声
[03:40.922]认真听
[03:42.426]唔洗惊青
[03:43.428]着校服唔食烟
[03:43.155]换上最闪嘅軨