My Favourite Brunette - DOROTHY LAMOUR/Bob Hope

Bobby Hope was a boy

Who liked girls with raven tresses

He thought every girl just for him

Was saving yesses

He figured that the duty of each brunette beauty

Was to run to him for necking

At his every bark and beckon

Here comes this lonesome male

And here's his pitaful tale

He says

I will date Rosie 'cause Rosie is cosy

And she's my favourite brunette

But Rosie this summer

Was dating the Plumber

She turned out to be all wet

He said

I'll make Rosita that sweet senorita

My brand new favourite brunette

But this hot-to-molly

Was tickling Charlie

By shaking her castanets

Dark-haired Tilly was silly over Willy

Lily and Billy were Kind of Jack and Jilly

So he tried a red head

But she was a dead head

And what can you do with a blonde

Are you kiding

I tried using my noodle

And bought a black poodle

His brand new favourite brunette

But she loves a Spanail

Name of Danial

That was the pay off

And though he was way off

He hasn't stopped trying yet

He was last seen in Tibet

You bet chasing another brunette

I got Pally with Sally May O'Malley

Patting and pinching

Right in her mothers kitchen

Again I had to lose out

Someone blew the fuse out

What can you do in the dark

How do you

Tell me how about you babe

Will you be my new babe

My brand new favourite brunette

Uh Ah

The kind of man that I demand

Must have a lot at his command

I'll learn a lot of parlour tricks

And get advice from Dorethy Dicks

And would you buy me diamond rings

And little thousand dollar things

I'll give you lots of cadillacs

To go with every pair of slacks

Well let me know when you get there

Then you'll be my favourite brunette