[00:00.000] 作词 : Barenaked Ladies
[00:00.013] 作曲 : Barenaked Ladies
[00:00.26]Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 宇宙一度又烫又稠密
[00:04.12]Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... 140亿年前终于爆了炸 等等...
[00:07.38]The Earth began to cool 地球开始降温
[00:08.85]The autotrophs began to drool 自养生物来起哄
[00:10.22]Neanderthals developed tools 穴居人发明工具
[00:12.13]We built a wall (we built the pyramids) 我们建长城（我们建金字塔）
[00:14.14]Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries 数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘[00:17.09]That all started with the big bang 一切由大爆炸开始
[00:19.44]Since the dawn of man is really not that long 其实人类历史没有多久
[00:22.26]As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song 星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
[00:25.64]A fraction of a second and the elements were made 元素在微秒间便形成了
[00:27.80]The bipeds stood up straight 两足动物直立行走
[00:30.26]The dinosaurs all met their fate 恐龙都得认命了
[00:31.58]They tried to leap but they were late 想要突变 没来得及
[00:32.77]And they all died (they froze their asses off) 就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）
[00:34.83]The oceans and Pangea 大洋和泛古陆
[00:36.20]See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya! 拜拜 不跟你玩了！
[00:37.70]Set in motion by the same big bang 都是爆炸惹的祸
[00:40.58]It all started with the big BANG 一切从大爆炸开始
[00:44.26]It’s expanding ever outward but one day 宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
[00:49.65]It will pause and start to go the other way 它会反方向变化
[00:54.84]Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here, it won’t be heard 向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会有人见证
[01:00.16]Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang 我们的精英预测将有一场更大的爆炸
[01:18.03]Australopithecus would really have been sick of us 南方古猿肯定不爽我们
[01:20.71]Debating how we’re here, they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses) 在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉病毒了）
[01:23.75]Religion or astronomy, Descartes or Deuteronomy 宗教 天文 笛卡尔 旧约申命记
[01:26.69]It all started with the big bang 一切从大爆炸开始
[01:29.72]Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology 音乐 神话 爱因斯坦 占星术
[01:31.63]It all started with the big bang! 一切从大爆炸开始
[01:35.59]It all started with the big BANG!一切从大爆炸开始