[00:37.03]隋炎帝无道
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[00:41.93]黎民无难熬
[00:43.53]
[00:44.30]在江湖上
[00:47.32]出了些绿林的英豪
[00:48.05]
[00:52.26]有一人叫程咬金
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[00:59.42]他生来的性子暴
[01:03.38]
[01:03.96]一说话就好像张飞
[01:08.11]
[01:08.58]喝断当阳桥
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[01:12.07]他与那尤俊达两人很要好
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[01:21.52]在汝南庄结为了
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[01:25.86]生死之交
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[01:30.32]这一天晚饭后
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[01:34.23]咬金刚吃饱
[01:39.14]
[01:39.51]尤俊达说：大哥，咱哥俩细聊聊
[01:46.68]
[01:47.15]那隋炀帝是毒害黎民
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[01:52.91]是怨声载道
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[01:57.09]他有个靠山王杨林
[02:00.90]
[02:01.55]也是个老坏包
[02:04.53]
[02:04.96]从登州刮老百姓的金银财宝
[02:12.89]
[02:13.24]制成了那全朝的龙衣蟒袍
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[02:22.35]六十四万现金现银
[02:26.71]
[02:27.16]这个数字可不小哇
[02:30.87]
[02:31.28]我听说要运往长安
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[02:35.46]就在今朝
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[02:39.42]我有心劫他的皇纲
[02:42.60]
[02:43.79]力量很薄弱（rao）
[02:47.43]
[02:48.71]我打算请哥哥帮忙，走一遭
[02:55.70]
[02:56.26]您要是有胆量呢
[03:00.15]
[03:00.90]咱就晚睡会觉
[03:04.31]
[03:04.80]您要是胆小呢
[03:08.31]
[03:08.79]兹当我下叨唠
[03:11.86]
[03:12.60]这一句话说的咬金“哇呀呀”的怪叫啊
[03:19.38]
[03:20.22]说：“兄弟（dei)，你可真把哥哥给瞧包
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[03:27.72]杀脏官，除暴安良
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[03:32.10]也有我这么一号
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[03:35.99]不就是皇纲吗
[03:39.23]
[03:39.80]这小事一条
[03:42.78]
[03:43.33]尤俊达说：”杨林手下有十二家太保“
[03:50.86]
[03:51.87]一个个长枪短刀武艺都高瞧
[03:58.39]
[03:59.15]咬金说：“诶！你算了吧，一个他也跑不了哇”
[04:05.54]
[04:06.39]管叫他在我老程的面前都得把脑袋交
[04:12.86]
[04:13.61]你派他两个伙计给我带着道
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[04:21.34]有我们仨就成了
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[04:25.41]兄弟，你家等着
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[04:29.33]劫不来皇纲我不叫咬金
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[04:32.96]我调个叫金咬
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[04:36.75]也甭管他什么杨林猪林，他武艺有多高
[04:42.16]
[04:43.63]那尤俊达一听，暗把大指挑
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[04:52.42]心里说，我何不在暗地里给他保着镖
[04:57.55]
[04:59.12]想至此，说，大哥，
[05:01.93]
[05:03.24]您怎么说就怎么好哇
[05:06.22]
[05:06.66]咬金说;"好，那我挑俩伙计把“
[05:09.80]
[05:10.92]要李海与张涛
[05:12.88]
[05:14.06]说完话，穿戴整齐
[05:16.88]
[05:17.78]把斧子戴好
[05:20.87]
[05:21.87]三个人在大门外，就跨上了马鞍桥
[05:28.01]
[05:29.20]这一路上，程咬金是，又说又笑
[05:35.35]
[05:36.45]一眨眼就走出来五里之遥
[05:42.50]
[05:43.61]钻进一片密树松林，这时间已太阳落（lao）
[05:51.59]
[05:52.72]李海说：“程爷，您把这地势瞧
[05:58.47]
[05:59.79]这一片，叫长叶林，正是十字道
[06:04.89]
[06:06.08]这林南是小孤山，林北是太平桥
[06:11.96]
[06:13.90]这东南的这条路，就是登洲大道
[06:20.48]
[06:21.07]也是皇纲必由之路
[06:24.42]
[06:25.44]这儿准等的着”
[06:27.55]
[06:28.56]陈咬金闻听，连说，好好好!
[06:35.27]
[06:35.99]只要皇纲以来，叫他插翅难逃
[06:41.57]
[06:43.79]三个人是边等边聊天
[06:46.21]
[06:46.81]那个明月是当头照
[06:49.74]
[06:50.77]谯楼上是定更二更一遍一遍的敲哇
[06:58.29]
[07:19.18]简短接说，直等到东方发晓
[07:26.16]
[07:26.91]急的咬金抡斧子，咔嚓嚓的砍树梢
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[07:34.16]李海说（李海话真多）：“程爷，干这个，您可不能急躁啊”
[07:41.04]
[07:42.91]咬金说“大概我没烧香，给财神姥姥”
[07:46.61]
[07:47.89]正说话，张涛在旁边又把程爷叫
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[07:54.39]程爷，您别说类，您往东南瞧
[08:00.63]
[08:01.53]咬金一看，这远远的有人马来到
[08:06.38]
[08:08.05]拉长了有一里多地
[08:10.67]
[08:11.48]那尘土起类挺高
[08:14.19]
[08:15.03]有车辆，有垛子，车辆都插着旗号
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[08:21.35]这杨林的皇纲
[08:24.85]
[08:25.50]去长安把脏销
[08:27.44]
[08:28.12]押皇纲的有两员将，一胖一瘦
[08:33.60]
[08:34.43]那个胖的像个摊子
[08:38.32]
[08:38.88]瘦的赛沙糕
[08:41.47]
[08:41.86]越走越近看的越真
[08:45.31]
[08:45.83]咬金缩脖一笑
[08:48.16]
[08:49.09]这简直是大肚子蛤蟆配纤毫
[08:54.48]
[08:55.68]见瘦的手托方天戟东瞟西照
[09:01.37]
[09:02.55]那个胖的是嘘嘘喘，手提着大砍刀
[09:08.15]
[09:09.27]诶!这要俩打一个我可抗不了哇
[09:15.48]
[09:16.80]想办法先杵他一个，那个就甭想逃
[09:22.37]
[09:23.84]大本头，已顾雍，把注意想好
[09:30.81]
[09:31.64]说伙计，你们俩在树林里等着
[09:36.64]
[09:38.13]不准动，不准喊，不准你们吵闹
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[09:44.08]谁要不听，回的庄去，我咬金可不饶
[09:50.22]
[09:51.14]说完话，一催马就上了大道
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[09:58.40]高声喊，二位将军
[10:01.25]
[10:01.90]他抱拳一弓腰
[10:12.21]
[10:31.10]那押皇纲的正是杨林的两家太保
[10:37.75]
[10:38.68]徐芳，徐元亮，这哥俩保着镖
[10:45.02]
[10:45.93]自以为是国家的皇纲
[10:48.90]
[10:49.66]没人敢劫道
[10:52.25]
[10:52.92]因此他们是跃武扬威，不住把山景儿瞧
[10:58.20]
[10:59.32]程咬金这一说话，可吓他们一大跳
[11:05.46]
[11:06.28]见咬金威风凛凛杀气高
[11:12.68]
[11:13.15]蓝靛脸红头发，像灵官出了庙
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[11:19.96]红干髯红眉红胡子，压耳毫毛
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[11:27.19]身武盔甲，扎着软靠
[11:33.14]
[11:33.97]外罩着紫色跨马袍
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[11:41.67]座下骑着一匹马，是有名的花斑豹
[11:46.42]
[11:46.96]手托八卦开天斧，他说话的嗓门高
[11:53.01]
[11:53.94]胖太保说，兄弟，你把皇纲罩了
[11:59.04]
[12:00.55]我去问他拦住去路，为那条
[12:06.66]
[12:07.48]说完话催马上前开言道
[12:12.31]
[12:13.62]呔，响马，你也不抬头往上瞧一瞧
[12:19.83]
[12:20.47]这车辆上全都是靠山王的旗号
[12:26.37]
[12:27.16]你家两位太保爷，保着这趟镖
[12:32.76]
[12:33.40]你如果胆大包天不上道
[12:38.23]
[12:39.00]太保爷的刀下是定斩不饶
[12:45.65]
[12:46.51]咬金说；“啊，将军息怒，休急躁
[12:52.34]
[12:53.82]小人家就住在太平桥
[12:59.03]
[12:59.60]自幼儿我喜爱拳脚
[13:05.36]
[13:06.10]爱耍个棍棒与枪刀
[13:12.05]
[13:12.68]每天我是二五更啊在这练几套
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[13:19.47]请将军您把我带到军营去效劳”
[13:25.49]
[13:26.24]胖太保闻听，是哈哈的大笑
[13:32.85]
[13:33.50]把嘴一撇，是又像个月牙，是又像个破瓢
[13:39.07]
[13:41.01]哦，原来你想当差，那很好啊
[13:45.30]
[13:46.14]可是你现在要有歹心
[13:50.11]
[13:50.89]我难测难瞧
[13:52.46]
[13:53.36]咬金说，我要有歹心，蒙太保
[13:58.11]
[13:58.94]叫我死后脑袋枕着后脑勺
[14:04.89]
[14:06.65]请将军看看我的武艺
[14:09.26]
[14:10.00]我给您练一套
[14:12.50]
[14:13.25]说完话催马一塌腰
[14:18.72]
[14:19.31]这匹马是围着太保就来回的把圈绕
[14:25.04]
[14:25.78]他拉拉，一连转了十几遭
[14:31.64]
[14:32.38]胖太保也 纳闷儿呀
[14:34.99]
[14:35.64]诶，这个人的武艺，可真怪道
[14:37.76]
[14:38.42]他净跑不练，这是哪路的招
[14:43.63]
[14:44.46]哪知道这匹马越跑圈越小
[14:50.71]
[14:51.52]程咬金总往太保的肚子上头瞧
[14:57.56]
[14:58.39]猛地他大喊一声，嘿，小子，哪跑
[15:04.23]
[15:04.78]把斧头一竖啊，往上一撩
[15:09.55]
[15:10.26]这个胖太保才明白，刚要说不好
[15:16.11]
[15:16.85]那斧头已沾了肚皮了
[15:19.66]
[15:20.69]这下叫肚弯掏
[15:23.17]
[15:23.58]也不知什么乱七八糟的
[15:26.24]
[15:26.98]可出来了不少
[15:27.47]
[15:30.88]胖太保是窝里窝囊就滚下了马鞍桥
[15:35.26]
[15:35.99]程咬金还问呢，诶，你倒要我不要啊
[15:41.04]
[15:42.51]跟你闹着玩吗，你小子，肚子真么糟哇·
[15:53.86]
[16:13.82]这一下惊动了徐元亮
[16:17.18]
[16:17.90]后边的瘦太保啊
[16:19.96]
[16:20.71]催坐骑，大喊，响马，呔!你休想逃
[16:25.18]
[16:26.40]咬金说，诶，瘦小子，你也甭想跑哇
[16:31.23]
[16:32.05]一照面是举斧就砍啊，小子，接招
[16:38.17]
[16:38.98]瘦太保是举戟搪开，那斧子又横着扫
[16:43.10]
[16:43.92]瘦太保收戟低头，那心里直发毛
[16:49.32]
[16:50.64]好悬呢，差一点就把手指头削掉
[16:55.82]
[16:56.56]程咬金是把斧头一竖啊，小子，叨。
[17:01.73]
[17:02.69]瘦太保往外一磕，火星乱冒
[17:07.83]
[17:08.44]咬金说，小子，杵
[17:11.31]
[17:11.88]瘦太保一拧腰
[17:13.01]
[17:13.84]咬金说，嘿，好小子
[17:16.90]
[17:17.46]你武艺还真不弱啊
[17:20.05]
[17:20.61]说着话二马错蹬他回斧把马腿敲
[17:25.38]
[17:26.26]哪知道瘦太保他早有预料
[17:31.78]
[17:32.60]方天戟往后一撩
[17:35.01]
[17:35.56]这斧又没砍着
[17:38.54]
[17:38.98]程咬金这几下子
[17:41.70]
[17:42.33]没把他砍到
[17:44.10]
[17:44.65]驳回马来再照面啊
[17:47.76]
[17:48.30]还是这几招
[17:51.16]
[17:51.64]瘦太保是越杀越勇，急发好
[17:55.89]
[17:56.64]程咬金心里说，这下可要糟糕
[18:01.67]
[18:02.41]大奔头一皱，计上心头
[18:06.39]
[18:06.80]忙吧瘦小子叫
[18:08.83]
[18:09.22]瘦小子，先别打了，咱爷俩先聊聊
[18:14.37]
[18:14.84]咱俩人在马上交战，难分强弱
[18:20.05]
[18:20.72]你敢不敢在步下咱俩过过招
[18:26.18]
[18:26.92]瘦太保闻听是一阵冷笑
[18:32.24]
[18:32.87]响马，马上步下由你挑
[18:38.43]
[18:39.40]咬金说，好，那咱就下马
[18:41.96]
[18:43.19]他假装的一抬脚
[18:45.85]
[18:46.42]瘦太保可甩上犁鞍，真要下鞍桥
[18:50.40]
[18:51.54]程咬金看着他的脚
[18:53.70]
[18:54.71]还没把地落
[18:56.90]
[18:57.42]说，傻小子，你留神吧
[19:00.01]
[19:00.43]老子这一招
[19:02.41]
[19:02.86]用斧攥往腰里上捣
[19:04.74]
[19:05.58]瘦太保藏又没法藏，躲又躲不了
[19:10.51]
[19:11.14]只听得啪嗒一声
[19:13.83]
[19:14.20]他抱住了马鞍桥
[19:17.15]
[19:17.48]口吐鲜血是一声怪叫
[19:22.55]
[19:23.21]方天戟也撒了手了
[19:25.72]
[19:26.28]是驳马就没命的逃
[19:27.70]
[19:28.15]那众兵丁一见
[19:31.56]
[19:32.49]事情不好
[19:34.83]
[19:35.47]两主将，一个死了一个逃
[19:40.38]
[19:41.15]大家伙是一哄而散
[19:43.93]
[19:44.47]都往四下里跑啊
[19:46.05]
[19:46.51]程咬金是哈哈大笑
[19:49.68]
[19:50.24]多来把车辆瞧
[19:52.84]
[19:53.30]喊了声，伙计们，快来收财宝啊
[19:57.22]
[19:58.12]从树林里才跑出来那李海与张涛
[20:02.68]
[20:03.46]尤俊达带着众人也上了大道
[20:08.84]
[20:09.64]大哥，您胆大心细武艺高
[20:14.47]
[20:15.14]可真是个英豪
[20:16.98]
[20:17.77]咬金说，我老程今天是吉星高照啊
[20:23.21]
[20:24.05]开市大吉，往家里推啊快往家里挑
[20:29.33]
[20:29.90]这一回程咬金劫皇纲篓子可捅的不小
[20:38.54]
[20:39.28]到下回怒恼了杨林他要把响马抄
[20:45.49]
[20:46.05]是越抄越糟糕
[20:51.81]
[20:51.81]