[00:00.000] 作曲 : Adam Schlesinger
[00:07.50]Two men sit in the corner of a diner
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[00:14.64]Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner
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[00:21.87]One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to
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[00:29.19]The waitress says to stop he says sorry but I've got to
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[00:36.76]They tell each other jokes that they both know that they both know
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[00:44.04]They talk about real estate prostates Costco
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[00:51.05]And when they finish up they leave a twenty on the table
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[00:58.93]The waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagels
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[01:05.93]And when her shift is over she goes back to Mineola
[01:10.66]Sits on the couch opens up a diet cola and says
[01:14.26]I'm so I'm so sick of this place I'm so ready for a change of pace
[01:21.67]I'm just looking for a new routine
[01:25.47]So she spins her globe and the next thing you know
[01:30.25]She's living in Liechtenstein
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[01:47.20]She doesn't speak German only high school Spanish
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[01:54.31]But within a few weeks she discovers she can manage
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[02:00.81]But there's not much going on except for banking and skiing
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[02:08.62]So she breaks up with the man that she just started seeing
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[02:15.99]He drops her at the airport in a diesel Mercedes
[02:20.17]Thinks to himself I'm so feeble with the ladies and I
[02:24.20]I'm so I'm so sick of this place
[02:28.24]I'm so ready for a change of pace
[02:31.77]I'm just looking for a new routine
[02:35.62]So he grabs his cap
[02:37.37]Throws a dart at a map
[02:39.86]And now he's living in Bowling Green
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[02:50.12]He talks his way into
[02:51.73]A job at La Quinta
[02:53.48]Falls for the manager
[02:55.36]Who's moving back to Canada
[02:57.16]She's tried Roanoke Reykjavik Rome
[03:00.97]Says you're really sweet but I just want to go home
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[03:19.79]Two men sit in the corner of a diner
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[03:26.56]One of them says I might take a trip to China
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[03:33.92]It's one of those things we should do before we're too old
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[03:41.13]Thanks but no thanks bring me back an egg roll
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[03:47.16]Bring it back