[00:10.37]Laverna:Ever end a conversation with a ribbit?
[00:14.57]Ever had to use a tongue to find a meal?
[00:18.83]Are you awoken by endless croakin' and new warts that keep on pokin' through?
[00:24.11]Then you may know just how I feel
[00:28.88]Who'd have thought I would've ended up a swamp queen
[00:33.53]From a little berry-eating episode
[00:37.74]Now I'm stuck in the stink and muck of a bug bog of goo and guck
[00:42.83]And you know, it's nasty being a toad
[00:47.51]Won't some sweet fairy come and save me from this fate?
[00:52.08]It only takes one certain spell
[00:56.82]Then I'll be free to be the me you love to hate
[01:02.12]We could have it all--if you help me I'll never tell
[01:06.63]It's humiliating sitting on a mushroom
[01:11.07]Tryin' to balance on a plus-sized derriere
[01:16.01]Tail that's snapping and skin that's chapping and two awkward flippers flapping
[01:20.95]And I've not a single thing to wear
[01:24.67]Won't some sweet fairy come and save me from this scene?
[01:30.17]You have my promise I'll behave
[01:34.65]Won't someone come and help a bug-eyed evil queen?
[01:39.32]This amphibian wants to shed her skin and be saved
[01:44.68]I recall the days when I was beautiful
[01:48.72]Turning heads and catching people's eyes
[01:53.43]Now instead the heads all turn away from me
[01:58.40]And the only thing I'm catching here are flies
[02:04.24]Fungi:See Laverna turn a shade of greenish yellow
[02:08.36]Laverna:A reflection of this awful atmosphere
[02:12.65]Fungi:Slimy slugs that bite, grimy bugs in flight
[02:16.21]Laverna:Why me?
[02:16.86]Fungi:She's lost her appetite
[02:17.93]Laverna:Somebody get me out of here
[02:22.50]Fungi:Won't some sweet fairy come and show Laverna love
[02:27.12]It only takes one tiny spell
[02:31.88]Then she'll be free to be the queen we're fearful of
[02:36.58]For her attitude, grumpy, mean and rude, quick to yell
[02:41.23]Laverna:FUNGUS!
[02:42.10]If I don't find a way to leave this stinky bog
[02:46.22]I'm pretty sure I will explode
[02:51.03]So let's all put our lumpy heads together now
[02:55.37]Come up with a plan, make it happen and hit the road!
[03:00.17]Then we'll visit everyone who sent us packing
[03:05.38]You can bet they're gonna get what they are owed
[03:09.84]They will pay for this metamorphosis--then we'll be back in business!
[03:15.56]Oh, it's nasty being a toad
[03:18.30]So nasty being a toad
[03:20.87]It's nasty being a toad