[00:00.53]If whiskey were a woman
[00:02.33]
[00:03.84]She'd do her best to get you drunk
[00:06.02]
[00:07.92]Lie quietly beside you
[00:10.40]
[00:11.51]Watch you sleep
[00:11.98]
[00:16.18]If w**d were a woman
[00:17.91]
[00:19.76]She'd fill up both your lungs
[00:21.53]
[00:23.36]Get you higher than you thought
[00:25.28]
[00:25.96]You could ever be
[00:26.67]
[00:30.39]If whiskey were a woman
[00:31.52]
[00:38.72]If a prayer was a woman
[00:40.74]
[00:42.53]She would wait patiently
[00:44.21]
[00:46.40]In your throat
[00:47.00]
[00:47.66]Until you found the strength to speak
[00:50.71]
[00:53.95]If a sunrise was a woman
[00:56.47]
[00:57.67]She would surround you with salvation
[01:00.08]
[01:01.52]Get you standing
[01:02.16]
[01:03.20]Right up off your knees
[01:05.90]
[01:08.74]If whiskey were a woman
[01:09.81]
[01:11.23]She'd be nothing like me
[01:13.30]
[01:17.10]Cause I have given in
[01:19.12]
[01:20.82]I have given up
[01:22.84]
[01:24.55]You wanna love something that I could never be
[01:28.84]
[01:32.66]So take me off the shelf
[01:34.49]
[01:36.00]Take me right out of your arms
[01:38.11]
[01:40.14]And pour yourself a glass of whiskey
[01:44.57]
[01:53.40]If the cure was a woman
[01:55.32]
[01:56.97]She would get under your skin
[01:59.10]
[02:01.06]And take all of your troubles away
[02:04.59]
[02:08.19]She would remind you who you were
[02:10.50]
[02:12.11]Before all the pain set in
[02:14.95]
[02:16.08]When you promised her
[02:17.62]Your love would never fade
[02:19.97]
[02:23.04]If whiskey were a woman
[02:24.28]
[02:25.56]She'd be nothing like me
[02:27.54]
[02:31.34]Cause I have given in
[02:33.37]
[02:35.02]I have given up
[02:36.82]
[02:38.76]You wanna love something that I could never be
[02:43.06]
[02:46.79]So take me off the shelf
[02:48.57]
[02:50.00]Take me right out of your arms
[02:52.18]
[02:54.30]And pour yourself a glass of whiskey
[02:58.54]
[03:00.91]If whiskey were a woman
[03:02.23]
[03:03.51]She'd be nothing like me
[03:05.40]
[03:08.56]If whiskey were a woman
[03:09.87]
[03:11.06]She'd be nothing like me