[00:07.61]Well, I walked up to the bar,
[00:10.57]I laid down my Platinum card,
[00:14.31]Then I ordered 50 longnecks for my new friends
[00:21.57]Well, the barmaid passed them out,
[00:26.58]And before we chugged them down,
[00:29.55]I held mine up and said, "Here's to us and them"
[00:37.40]Well, this blonde slid up to me,
[00:40.42]She said, "That was awful sweet!",
[00:44.28]Then I saw her boyfriend, wide as he was tall
[00:51.66]Well, he broke up our hug
[00:55.38]With a six-foot-five-inch shove,
[00:59.90]And I found myself slammed up against the wall.
[01:05.76]Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
[01:13.22]I'm just tryin' to have a little fun
[01:17.35]For all the ones who can't
[01:20.44]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[01:24.66]And I drive my truck to fast
[01:29.81]Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
[01:37.88]Well, I've never been the type
[01:41.27]To walk up and pick a fight--
[01:44.98]I've always been the kind to get along
[01:52.13]I throw parties all the time
[01:55.95]And they're always on my dime,
[01:59.63]We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn.
[02:06.98]Well, my style of stress relief
[02:10.79]Sometimes disturbs the peace,
[02:14.38]The police show up to donuts in my yard
[02:22.10]And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud,
[02:25.49]They run off my party crowd
[02:29.28]They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard.
[02:36.00]Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
[02:43.46]I'm just tryin' to have a little fun
[02:47.61]For all the ones who can't
[02:50.64]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[02:54.93]And I drive my truck to fast
[02:59.89]Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
[03:21.80]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[03:25.75]And I drive my truck to fast
[03:30.70]Why does everybody want
[03:34.17]It seems like everybody wants
[03:38.10]Why does everybody want to kick my ass?