[00:14.34]I'm off to the ladies, she's off to the gents...
[00:17.48]A curious relationship.
[00:21.18]It'll end in tedium or it'll end in bed.
[00:24.11]We're commonly crossed legged but regally spread.
[00:29.95]We're like the carpet-burned knees of desire
[00:33.38]Both of us are blushing
[00:35.27]Both of us are skint (again)
[00:36.68]Get up and throw another plug on the fire
[00:40.27]Don't blow a hole in the royal mint
[00:45.22](these suckers are skint)
[00:59.63]You can fool some people all the time
[01:03.18]And you can suffer fools some of the time
[01:06.46]You can even fool all the people
[01:12.00]All of the time...
[01:13.64]But you cannae kid yourself
[01:18.33]You're the main attraction
[01:23.61]And you'll get your hands on her
[01:28.74]Off to the trough and the cubicle
[01:32.28]To get pharmaceutically full of yourself
[01:41.46]I'm pushing my boat out
[01:44.94]To greet your ship coming in
[01:53.27]Don't kid yourself
[01:54.97]You're the main attraction
[01:59.30]That i won't get my hands on her
[02:04.48]Between the trough and the cubicle
[02:07.92]Just stop for a bloody good look at yourself...
[02:18.26]I'm pushing my boat out
[02:21.16]To greet your ship coming in
[02:40.85]Between the trough and the cubicle
[02:44.69]You sure made a bloody good fool of yourself