[00:04.08]Mom made my ***
[00:06.59]She knitted it with her hands
[00:12.04]***-making is a family tradition
[00:19.70]Going back to the caveman days
[00:23.90]They were walking around in a haze
[00:27.71]Until they figured it out
[00:29.75]And they said 'gosh dang' this is great!'
[00:35.33]But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
[00:39.51]Walking round with no *** at all
[02:51.06][01:53.53][00:42.74]I said' Where's my ***?
[02:53.05][01:55.67][00:44.78]I thought it was here
[02:55.21][01:57.78][00:47.01]Under the bench
[02:56.83][01:59.37][00:48.66]But it isn't there
[02:59.10][02:01.69][00:50.84]I've got no idea where it disappeared to
[03:02.96][02:05.60][00:54.58]I'm running late' I can't be late
[03:06.74][02:09.63][00:58.65]I can't go out without my ***
[03:10.78][02:13.48][01:02.50]It's cold outside and my toes get wet
[03:14.82][02:17.30][01:06.41]And people will think that I'm an alien
[03:18.43][02:20.91][01:09.65]Just cruising in to make a friend
[01:15.13]Meg likes to hide it
[01:17.35]She said that it gives her a kick
[01:22.73]It may be under the rug
[01:25.29]Or stuck in a shoe closet
[01:30.57]Or tumbling round in the washing machine
[01:34.44]She's always trying to get me clean
[01:38.38]She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
[01:46.21]It's gonna be another hour or more
[01:50.34]Till I am ready to walk out the door
[02:32.05]People can you hear me talking
[02:35.50]I know you all are happy' rocking
[02:38.69]Could you lend me a dime' pretty please?
[02:41.97]Brother' sister' got time?
[02:43.87]I've got no *** on my feet
[02:46.35]*** in my drawer
[02:47.99]*** in my shoes
[02:49.48]Or *** on the floor