[00:02.000]Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
[00:05.000]Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
[00:11.000]Sleeps in a hole in the road
[00:16.000]Saving up to buy some clothes
[00:21.000]Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
[00:25.000]Such a mean old man
[00:30.000]Such a mean old man
[00:35.000]His sister Pam works in a shop
[00:38.000]She never stops, shes a go-getter
[00:45.000]Takes him out to look at the queen
[00:49.000]Only place that he's ever been
[00:54.000]Always shouts out something obscene
[00:58.000]Such a dirty old man
[01:03.000]dirty old man