[00:13.189]Lennon：I read the news today oh boy
[00:19.580]About a lucky man who made the grade
[00:25.558]And though the news was rather sad
[00:31.985]Well I just had to laugh
[00:37.825]I saw the photograph
[00:44.282]He blew his mind out in a car
[00:50.749]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
[00:56.201]A crowd of people stood and stared
[01:03.109]They'd seen his face before
[01:05.483]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
[01:12.369]I saw a film today oh boy
[01:18.485]The English Army had just won the war
[01:24.683]A crowd of people turned away
[01:30.765]But I just had to look
[01:33.768]Having read the book,
[01:39.156]I'd love to turn you on.
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[02:20.823]Paul：Woke up, fell out of bed,
[02:24.016]Dragged a comb across my head
[02:28.707]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
[02:32.012]And looking up I noticed I was late.
[02:35.916]Found my coat and grabbed my hat
[02:38.824]Made the bus in seconds flat
[02:43.410]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
[02:46.221]and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
[02:49.262]（Ah~~~~~)
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[03:18.593]Lennon：I read the news today oh boy
[03:24.679]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
[03:30.672]And though the holes were rather small
[03:36.558]They had to count them all
[03:39.503]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
[03:44.954]I'd love to turn you on.
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