[00:05.760]Rocky Raccoon
[00:10.680]Rocky Raccoon, he was a fool unto himself
[00:17.460]And he would not swallow his foolish pride
[00:22.120]Mind you, coming from a little town in Minnesota
[00:27.210]It was not the kind of thing that a young guy did
[00:30.680]When a fella went and stole his chick away from him
[00:37.220]Now, Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
[00:44.010]Only to find Gideon's bible
[00:50.340]Rocky had come equipped with a gun
[00:56.280]To shoot off the legs of his rival
[01:02.730]His rival it seems had broken his dreams
[01:08.930]By stealing the girl of his fancy
[01:15.460]Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil
[01:21.910]But everyone knew her as Nancy
[01:28.260]Now she and her man who called himself Dan
[01:34.340]Were in the next room at the hoedown
[01:40.850]And Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
[01:46.880]Said, "Danny boy this is a showdown"
[01:53.550]But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot (gunshot sound effect)
[01:59.970]And Rocky collapsed in the corner
[02:30.770]The doctor walked in, sminking of gin (laughs), 'sminking'?
[02:36.910]Proceeded to lie on the table (he was really "sminking" that gin)
[02:44.830]And it did him in, in the end, poor doc
[02:50.500]Meantime, back on the table (yeah)
[02:54.950]Doctor said, Rocky, you met your match, son
[02:59.740]Rocky said, it's only a scratch, so
[03:02.470]I'll be better soon, he better be, better soon, said the doc
[03:08.690]Come on, son
[03:10.020]Gotta get hip, gotta get up, gotta get back till you're good
[03:14.210]Gotta go show that Danny boy
[03:17.760]However, Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room
[03:24.790]Only to find Gideon's bible
[03:31.010]Gideon checked out and left it no doubt
[03:36.620]To help with good Rocky's revival
[04:01.570]That's the story of Rocky Raccoon! (Heeyyy!)