[00:38.45]A B C D E F G H I gotta’ gal wears her toenails long
[00:42.58]Drives a red Barracuda, singin’ meat packer songs
[00:45.21]And she ain’t from Kalamazoo
[00:47.34]A B C D E F G H I gotta’ friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz
[01:02.59]Then a 55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends
[01:06.03]And the plates say Kalamazoo
[01:08.27]He had a steady job and watched what he spent
[01:10.71]He’d say I don’t believe in payin’ no goddamn rent
[01:13.40]I’ll squirrel away every goddamn cent
[01:15.59]And buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo
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[01:20.09]I knew a guy that mangled his hand
[02:11.06]And he went from pipe fittin’ to a hot dog stand
[02:13.55]They say last year he cleared fifty grand
[02:15.74]Selling dogs round Kalamazoo
[02:18.50]She turned to the world with a bastard child
[02:20.76]Said, "I just can’t handle him he’s too damn wild"
[02:23.84]But the years and the liquor have made him mild
[02:26.18]And he lays around Kalamazoo