[00:00.65]I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea
[00:03.05]People call me "Rich" 'cos I got mo' money
[00:06.12]I got more cheddar than some super size nachos
[00:08.35]Got cash flow like Robert has dineros
[00:11.65]I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh
[00:13.85]I make the baker bake my bread outta dough
[00:16.57]No, no, don't eat it though, it'll make you ill
[00:18.93]There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
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[00:21.78]He's Tex Richman (oh yeah)
[00:23.94]Everybody listen (here we go now)
[00:26.24]Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me)
[00:31.87]He's the greatest (I'm the greatest)
[00:34.84]You're the lamest! (Woohoohoo)
[00:37.51]Muppets are a waste of time
[00:39.46]Oh, can't you see? (Uh uh uh uh)
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[00:43.01]Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world
[00:45.32]When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls
[00:48.07]If something's for sale, consider it sold
[00:50.74]I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold!
[00:53.35]I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
[00:55.95]I don't regret much, but I do regret that
[00:58.51]If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
[01:01.02]Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again!
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[01:03.78]He's Tex Richman
[01:06.63]Everybody listen
[01:09.14]Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me)
[01:14.29]He's the greatest (uh, come on)
[01:17.40]You're the lamest!
[01:19.91]Muppets are a waste of time
[01:21.93]Oh, can't you see? (Oh, it's great to be me)
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[01:25.14]I recall a heartbreaking story
[01:31.36]About my own tenth birthday party
[01:37.34]Should've been a glorious day for me
[01:40.42]I'd have been happy as can be
[01:43.68]But the Muppets were there
[01:45.74]To put on a show!
[01:47.15]They started to dance
[01:48.65]They were telling their jokes!
[01:50.41]I didn't laugh
[01:51.36]I didn't know how!
[01:53.67]Then my friends
[01:54.78]They all turned around
[01:56.94]And they laughed at me!
[01:59.89]They laughed at me!
[02:03.06]I hate you, Muppets, so!
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[02:11.31]He's Tex Richman
[02:13.96]Everybody listen (come on, y'all)
[02:16.34]Just how great it is to be him
[02:19.75](It's easy having this much green, yeah)
[02:21.87]He's the greatest (Hey, sing it again)
[02:24.60]He's the greatest (Uh, it never gets old)
[02:26.75]Muppets are a waste of time
[02:28.62]Oh, can't you see?
[02:30.33]Little muppets, time to give up your dream