[00:08.06]Waiter, oh, waiter, please come to my rescue
[00:21.27]I cannot understand a word that's written on this menu
[00:26.72]Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
[00:32.46]But what you've handed me is in a language I've never seen.
[00:37.73]And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me
[00:43.40]Makes me feel like I'm drifting further and further out to sea
[00:48.91]Everything looks so frightening
[00:51.52]Everything here looks so nice.
[00:57.39]Oh, waiter, please waiter!
[01:02.97]I really need your advice.
[01:08.72]Waiter, oh, waiter, I feel so embarrassed
[01:14.07]If this is really French it's not the kind they use in Paris
[01:19.73]What is this crab and lobster foam, what's in this cassoulet?
[01:25.04]And my companion's so at home, so terribly au fait.
[01:30.54]I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side
[01:36.25]For very soon I know will come the moment to decide
[01:41.55]Won't you help me through this menu
[01:44.21]Won't you please just catch my eye
[01:50.35]So waiter,oh, waiter!
[01:55.31]Please help me out tonight.
[02:01.02]Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human,too
[02:06.65]You'll have had your days of heartache
[02:09.47]And days when your dreams came true
[02:14.95]So, waiter oh, waiter! Please help me out tonight.
[03:19.39]Waiter, oh, waiter please come to my rescue
[03:24.51]Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to.
[03:30.15]Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
[03:35.46]But this menu is as baffling as anything I've ever seen.
[03:40.92]And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze
[03:46.59]Makes me feel I'm drifting further out into the choppy waves
[03:52.08]Everything looks so frightening, everything here looks so nice.
[04:00.64]Oh, waiter, please waiter!
[04:06.24]I really need your advice
[04:12.10]Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too
[04:17.24]You'll have had your days of heartbreak
[04:20.12]And days when your dreams came true