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[00:08.19]Were you stupid?
[00:09.16]I told you not eating my cookie
[00:10.86]What's wrong with you?
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[00:15.03]"@#$@#$$%^@$@!"
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[00:28.88]Listen!
[00:29.36]You can't stop it You can't escape it You can't turn it off
[00:32.39]So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter
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[00:37.82]Do it
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[00:40.36]Unleashed in the east
[00:42.17]Best dressed in the west
[00:43.69]Sorted in the north
[00:44.49]Without a doubt in the south
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[00:46.33]The queen of queenbees
[00:46.98]Lioness of Juda
[00:47.77]Phoenix from the ashes risen
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[00:49.56]Undefeated undisputed featherweight champion
[00:51.82]on all five continents
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[00:54.62]World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris
[00:57.40]Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever
[01:00.32]and war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra
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[01:04.79]She split the storm, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS,
[01:08.00]and the surprise blindfold greeting
[01:09.83]
[01:10.12]She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon
[01:13.34]and Game of death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends
[01:16.72]
[01:17.04]She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali,
[01:19.26]and even outsuperfreaked Rick James
[01:20.89]
[01:22.98]She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records
[01:25.42]The most decorated professional field operative in the industry
[01:28.28]and in the streets
[01:29.15]With a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to
[01:31.88]whoop schoolboy ass
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[01:33.34]She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979
[01:37.17]as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace
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[01:42.53]In this world of tension pressure and pain
[01:45.10]she is known by men and women of all origin and faith
[01:48.25]for her wisdom, compassion, and relentless
[01:50.86]determination in the quest to get paid
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