[00:03.31]Yeah
[00:09.36]A used pink bathrobe
[00:13.99]A rare mint snow globe
[00:18.97]A Smurf T-V tray
[00:24.04]I bought on eBay
[00:28.32]My house is filled with this crap
[00:35.20]Shows up in bubble wrap
[00:40.17]Most every day
[00:42.87]What I bought on eBay
[00:47.03]Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
[00:51.69]Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
[00:56.33]Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
[01:01.64]
[01:06.76]I'll buy your knick-knack
[01:10.88]Just check my feedback
[01:15.54]"A++!" they all say“
[01:18.04]They love me on eBay
[01:25.07]Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
[01:29.36]Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
[01:34.54](From some guy) I've never met in Norway
[01:39.72]Found him on eBay
[01:44.68]I am the type who is liable to snipe you
[01:49.02]With two seconds left to go, whoa
[01:53.95]Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
[01:58.77]As long as I've got the dough
[02:03.02]I'll buy your tchotchkes
[02:07.57]Sell me your watch, please
[02:12.44]I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
[02:20.22]I'm highest bidder now
[02:22.55](Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
[02:27.13](From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
[02:31.95](Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
[02:35.85]Oh yeah (I bought it on eBay)
[02:40.84]Want to buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
[02:45.32]Want to buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
[02:50.02]Want to buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
[02:55.79](Found it on eBay)
[02:59.81]Want to buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
[03:05.43](Pez dispensers and a toaster)
[03:09.39](Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
[03:14.45](I'll buy on eBay)
[03:19.36]What I bought on eBay-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why