[00:01.41]Uh huh, extra cheese
[00:06.71]Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
[00:12.15]Pizza party at your house
[00:15.08]I went just to check it out
[00:17.97]Nineteen extra larges
[00:20.56]What a shame, no one came
[00:23.79]Just us eatin' all alone
[00:26.83]You said, 'Take the pizza home
[00:29.71]No sense lettin' all this go to waste'
[00:33.64]So then I faced
[00:35.09]Pizza all day
[00:36.50]And every day
[00:38.15]This cheese 'round the clock
[00:39.49]Is gettin' me blocked
[00:40.93]And I sure don't care
[00:42.33]For irregularity
[00:45.56]Tell me
[00:46.96]Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
[00:51.04]'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
[00:57.00]In the bathroom, I sit and I wait and I strain
[00:58.79]And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
[01:04.02]Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
[01:08.68]No, no, no
[01:13.37]I was feelin' pretty down
[01:16.35]'Til my girlfriend came around
[01:19.25]We're just so alike in every way
[01:23.33]I gotta say
[01:24.87]In fact, I just thought I might
[01:28.14]Pop the question there that night
[01:30.93]I was kissing her so tenderly
[01:34.91]But woe is me
[01:36.50]Who would have guessed
[01:38.00]Her family crest
[01:39.24]I'd suddenly spy
[01:40.66]Tattooed on her thigh
[01:42.35]And son-of-a-gun
[01:43.75]It's just like the one on me
[01:47.18]Tell me
[01:48.23]How was I supposed to know we were both related?
[01:52.32]Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
[01:58.34]What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
[02:02.27]And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
[02:05.21]And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
[02:09.83]No, no, no
[02:12.50](No no, no no, no no, no no, no no)
[02:18.82](No no, no no, no no, no no, no no)
[02:23.70]I had so much on my mind
[02:26.49]I thought maybe I'd unwind
[02:29.47]Try out that new roller coaster ride
[02:33.40]And the guide
[02:35.05]Said not to stand
[02:36.34]But that's a demand
[02:37.58]That I couldn't meet
[02:39.03]I got on my feet
[02:40.62]And stood up instead
[02:42.01]And knocked off my head, you see
[02:45.25]Tell me
[02:46.68]Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
[02:51.07]This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
[02:56.83]Such a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
[03:00.96]I can't belch or yodel anymore
[03:03.84]Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
[03:08.67]Oh, no
[03:10.01]Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
[03:13.60](Yeah, yeah)
[03:14.50]I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
[03:20.12]What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
[03:24.20]But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
[03:27.49]Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
[03:31.88]No, no, no