[00:01.39]Hey girl,
[00:02.11]You know our economy's in the toilet
[00:03.58]But I'm still going to treat you right
[00:05.02]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:08.18]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[00:12.76]Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
[00:15.30]And we can clip coupons all night
[00:17.64]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:20.83]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[00:25.81]Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
[00:28.51]Like Burger King or Mickey Ds
[00:31.01]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:33.77]I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah
[00:39.22]Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
[00:42.00]When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
[00:45.20]Want it, you can get it, my dear
[00:47.19]I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah
[00:51.37]You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
[00:54.46]Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming
[00:57.45]You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
[01:00.96]Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
[01:03.50]Pork and beans and Minute Rice
[01:06.73]And we can play Cribbage all night
[01:09.17]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[01:12.02]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[01:16.72]I can take you to the laundromat downtown
[01:19.97]And watch all the clothes go round and round
[01:21.91]And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
[01:24.76]I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[01:30.10]Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
[01:33.16]You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
[01:36.34]Seven dollar bills rolled
[01:38.00]Up inside my plastic billfold
[01:39.66]Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
[01:42.95]And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
[01:45.94]As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
[01:49.07]Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
[01:52.34]You ain't got to pay me, that's the way that I roll
[01:55.53]My chick can have want she want
[01:57.62]At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
[02:01.35]I know girl you ain't never had a man like that
[02:04.38]Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah
[02:08.27]You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
[02:11.48]I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
[02:14.46]But that's kind of far and I'm not made of cash
[02:17.73]Do you think you could chip in for gas?
[02:20.17]Mac and Cheese would be all right
[02:23.21]But let's send out for pizza tonight
[02:25.50]And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
[02:28.63]I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah
[02:33.39]Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
[02:36.38]Now I can get free HBO
[02:38.36]And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
[02:41.80]I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah
[02:45.82]And you can always ride the city bus
[02:49.06]Got a stack of tokens just for us
[02:52.01]Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
[02:55.22]It's all about the Washingtons, that's right
[02:59.51]You want White Castle, need White Castle
[03:02.69]Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
[03:05.78]You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
[03:08.96]If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
[03:11.78]Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
[03:14.67]The underwear at Goodwill is nice
[03:16.99]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[03:19.99]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
[03:24.73]Baby, I can give you anything you please
[03:27.68]Even share my government cheese
[03:29.79]And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
[03:32.83]I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah