[00:05.48]Ooh yeah
[00:08.03]Oh
[00:11.91]I'm your shelter from the storm
[00:14.48]You'll know I'll always have your back
[00:16.78]I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
[00:22.03]I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
[00:27.73]And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
[00:32.10]And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
[00:38.04]When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
[00:43.16]And if that isn't love
[00:49.04]If that isn't love
[00:54.10]If that isn't love
[00:57.67]I don't know what love is
[01:00.17]Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know
[01:05.17]Nanananananana
[01:09.04]Ahhhh listen now
[01:11.17]There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
[01:15.42]I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
[01:21.04]And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame
[01:25.48]And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name
[01:31.85]I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
[01:36.67]Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
[01:41.92]And if that isn't love
[01:47.79]If that isn't love
[01:53.11]If that isn't love
[01:56.54]I don't know what love is
[01:58.24]Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know
[02:03.64]Nananannananna
[02:06.01]Oh no
[02:08.13]Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
[02:11.89]Well I still adore you
[02:13.96]I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
[02:17.09]And I can't stand omelettes
[02:19.34]After I take a bath,
[02:20.90]If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you
[02:24.34]I'll give you my word
[02:26.40]You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
[02:31.90]Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
[02:37.97]You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
[02:42.09]If you get drunk and pass out I'll never Sharpie up your face
[02:48.66]And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
[02:54.22]I totally support every idiotic thing you do
[02:58.41]And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you
[03:04.78]And if that isn't love
[03:10.47]If that isn't love
[03:15.78]If that isn't love
[03:18.41]I don't know what love is
[03:21.16]Nanananananana no I don't know what love is
[03:26.04]Nanananananana well I don't know what love is
[03:34.29]I don't know what love is