[00:05.87]Met a girl, her name was Jade
[00:09.61]Cuts her nails with a razor blade
[00:13.20]Says she lives by no one's law
[00:17.22]Ran my pride through a big chainsaw
[00:21.32]Have you heard of D.B. Cooper?
[00:25.01]I got pulled over by an old state trooper
[00:29.10]I met a girl, her name was Jade
[00:32.94]She cut my face with a razor blade
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[00:36.59]Yeah, I screamed out in fury
[00:41.69]Yeah, but my cries were not heard
[00:47.00]Yeah, the judge and the jury
[00:52.30]Yeah, they could offer no cure
[00:57.39]
[00:58.13]I met a girl, her name was Jade
[01:01.64]She got a brand new man and they got engaged
[01:05.23]The wedding's gon' be on a big green hill
[01:09.17]They hope it won't rain but it probably will
[01:13.27]The man, he was a football star
[01:17.32]He broke his knee, now he sells cars
[01:21.31]Only so much that words can do
[01:25.01]Love was blind, but they cured that, too
[01:28.95]You know, Gandhi has a son our age
[01:33.24]He said the freedom thing's just one big cage
[01:36.93]I met a girl, her name was Jade
[01:41.52]Her husband died, but she kept his name
[01:44.07]
[01:44.76]Yeah, she screamed out in fury
[01:49.96]Yeah, but her cries were not heard
[01:55.54]Yeah, her mom was so worried
[02:00.97]Yeah, but she could offer no cure
[02:06.23]
[02:17.50]Boss man calls for a meeting at noon
[02:21.15]Big cigar in an oak board room
[02:24.90]We got an idea and we think it's great
[02:28.79]Said it was too much so we're gonna try eight
[02:32.74]Who made love to Scarlet Jo?
[02:36.88]And where the hell did Josh Hartnett go?
[02:40.83]I met a girl, her name was Jade
[02:44.57]Lived her whole damn life in a mascaraed
[02:47.87]
[02:48.27]Yeah, I screamed out in fury
[02:53.41]Yeah, but my cries were not heard
[02:58.61]Yeah, they said I'll never see 30
[03:03.95]Yeah, they could offer no cure
[03:09.49]
[03:30.65]I met a girl, her name was Jade
[03:35.45]She cuts her nails with a razor blade
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