[00:00.07]Classic Male Pregame - Lil ******y
[00:00.97]What's up, y'all?
[00:02.40]It's your boy LD
[00:04.15]A.K.A. The Original Pancake
[00:06.46]I'm going the ****** out tonight
[00:08.08]Off work, 'bout to get trashed
[00:10.15]Me and my crew all about to get ass
[00:11.96]Sam coming through with a bottle of the Cap
[00:13.90]Me and Dean 'bout to tube, Mark taking out the trash
[00:16.08]Clean up my room, ******* 'bout to peep that
[00:18.02]Peeing, getting groomed, ******* 'bout to eat that
[00:20.09]Dean shave my neck, thanks, man, I need that
[00:21.96]Read through my text, then I itch my kneecap
[00:23.90]Now I gotta play the game right with Liz
[00:25.65]Top prospect, met the other night through Tinder
[00:27.77]Eight o'clock so I think it's only right I hit her
[00:29.59]With a "what you got on tap for the night?", delivered
[00:31.65]While I wait Imma pick a *******rt
[00:33.15]Ain't nobody wearing plaid so I claim it first
[00:35.15]Mark got a little sad cause his favorite *******rt's plaid but ****** him
[00:37.21]He knows I back off in a reverse
[00:39.08]Now I'm taking a shot and we drinking and popping a bottle
[00:41.40]And thinking of all the ******* we gon' haul in
[00:43.22]Sam say I know a house party and it's popping
[00:44.34]Bet Imma cop some weird head, Dennis Rodman
[00:47.13]Oh, yeah, we plotting
[03:44.07][03:27.91][02:08.02][00:48.19][02:24.33]This is a pregame
[03:30.22][02:10.22][00:50.37]It's a pregame
[03:31.73][02:11.78][00:51.81]A classic male pregame
[03:34.22][02:14.28][00:54.31]Not a weekday
[03:35.60][02:15.65][00:55.75]So this is when we take
[03:38.16][02:18.22][00:58.25]Shots and we chasing alternate DJs
[03:42.41]And that we pray cause
[01:02.37]And that we pray cause
[01:04.62]And we all get drunk
[01:08.87]And we get dressed up
[01:12.81]And we all buy gum
[01:16.64]And we all gon' ******
[01:20.33]Aye, pour me another shot, God damn it
[01:21.95]I'm tryna get to a place where I can talk to these *******
[01:24.58]I got seven shots in me, three condoms on me and immeasurable hope
[01:28.32]Ten O Clock, words getting slurred
[01:30.26]Another shot, Sam's tryna hurry
[01:32.20]Mark's not, says he isn't worried
[01:34.08]He ain't tryna spend hella bread at the clurb
[01:36.26]Call him out, "since when you using clurb, ******"
[01:38.39]Mark pouts, something like a herb rabbit
[01:40.20]Dean smiles, we been doing work
[01:41.76]Pretty turnt, think he blacked out
[01:43.14]Lil ******y burp loud
[01:44.39]Peep phone, what the ******, she ain't text back
[01:46.20]Pretty close to considering a text back
[01:48.20]Spilling Coke on my *******rt that's a red flag
[01:50.08]Now I gotta change, Mark knows put his best plaid on
[01:52.14]We debating the top ten in the NBA
[01:54.20]Disagreeing alot about Lamarcus A
[01:56.14]Shawshank Redemption popped on, attention all on
[01:59.95]Sam was like, "nah, the party called off"
[02:01.63]I already got a Lyft, I'm going out to a bar
[02:03.76]Then Mark pulled out a spliff, temptation very hard
[02:05.70]You know I couldn't resist, we blazing, now the car here
[02:24.71]And we get ****** up
[02:28.70]And we all feel rushed
[02:32.64]And our plans fall through
[02:36.64]And we in bad moods
[02:40.33]Man, what time is it?
[02:42.08]12: 24? And the bars close at 2, lights on like 1: 30
[02:46.33]Let me just think for like a second
[02:48.20]Sam like, "we gotta go, cause the car here"
[02:50.14]Mark like, "I don't know, what's the bar deal?"
[02:52.20]Dean like, "I'm on a roll in Guitar Hero"
[02:53.89]******y looking like he about to choke on his lamb gyro
[02:56.14]Sam looking let down, 'bout to go berserk
[02:58.20]Mark put his sweats on, now he rolling purp
[03:00.20]Dean blacked out, he ain't even on the earth
[03:02.02]I was like, "Sam, I was with it with my other *******rt"
[03:04.14]Sam bounced, he's like, "****** it, I'm out"
[03:05.79]Me and Mark smoke a blunt, Dean stuck on the ground
[03:07.86]Text Liz, "what the ******?", even snuck in a frown
[03:09.75]I get the spins high and drunk, I throw up in the shower
[03:11.66]Now I'm jerking off inside a condom (I do that)
[03:13.66]I text my ex say, "I miss you often" (true that)
[03:15.60]Sam back, it's not even one yet, he a dumb mess
[03:17.91]He about to be a problem
[03:19.10]I ain't even tripping, I'm Tindering
[03:20.85]All of a sudden I'm blinking, I'm squinting
[03:22.28]It's saying it's six in the morning
[03:22.77]I'm stinking, I'm still in the same *******t from last night
[03:25.21]Got a text from Mark saying:
[03:26.46]"I ain't mad, but I know you'll clean the bath, right?"
[03:45.50]And we get too drunk
[03:48.81]And we don't have fun
[03:52.62]Then we eat too much
[03:56.31]And the next day sucks
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