[00:12.92]Well I left Kentucky back in '49 and
[00:15.20]Went to Detroit workin' on the assembly line
[00:17.70]The first year they had me puttin' wheels on Cadillacs
[00:22.41]Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
[00:24.91]And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
[00:27.25]Cuz I always wanted me one that was long and black
[00:31.91]One day I devised myself a plan
[00:34.26]That should be the envy of most any man
[00:36.92]I'd sneak it outta there in a lunchbox in my hand
[00:41.43]Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
[00:43.82]But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
[00:46.33]I'd have me a car worth at least 100 grand
[00:50.78]I'd get it one piece at a time
[00:53.17]And it wouldn't cost me a dime
[00:55.52]You'll know it's me when I come through your town
[01:00.15]I'm gonna ride around in style
[01:02.45]I'm gonna drive everybody wild
[01:04.99]Cuz I'll have the only one there is around
[01:09.79]So the very next day when I punched in
[01:12.09]With my big lunchbox and with help from my friend
[01:14.68]I left that day with a lunchbox full of gears
[01:18.98]I've never considered myself a thief
[01:21.42]But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
[01:23.68]Especially if I strung it out over several years
[01:28.38]The first day I got me a fuel pump
[01:30.68]And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
[01:33.08]Then I got me a transmission and all the chrome
[01:37.52]The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
[01:39.97]Like nuts and bolts and all 4 shocks
[01:42.51]But the big stuff we snuck out my buddy's mobile home
[01:47.10]Now up to now my plan went alright
[01:49.10]'Til we tried to put it all together one night
[01:51.69]And that's when we noticed that somethin' was definitly wrong
[01:56.20]The transmission was a '53 and
[01:58.40]The motor turned out to be a '73 and
[02:01.02]When we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone
[02:05.47]So we drilled it out so that it would fit and
[02:07.74]With a little help from an adapter kit
[02:10.24]We had that engine runnin' just like a song
[02:14.89]Now the headlights, they was another sight
[02:16.79]We had 2 on the left and 1 on the right
[02:19.50]But when we pulled out the switch all 3 of 'em come on
[02:24.09]The back end looked kinda funny too
[02:26.14]But we put it together and when we got through
[02:28.65]Well that's when we noticed that we only had 1 tail fin
[02:33.18]About that time my wife walked out and
[02:35.49]I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
[02:37.89]But she opened the door and said
[02:39.53]'Honey, take me for a spin'
[02:42.82]So we drove uptown just to get the tags and
[02:44.62]I headed her right on down main drag
[02:47.82]I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
[02:52.12]But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
[02:54.76]Cuz to type it up it took the whole staff and
[02:56.95]When they got through the title weighed 60 pounds
[03:01.33]I'd got it one piece at a time
[03:03.74]And it didn't cost me a dime
[03:06.10]You'll know it's me when I come through your town
[03:10.45]I'm gonna ride around in style
[03:13.00]I'm gonna drive everybody wild
[03:15.42]Cuz I'll have the only one there is around
[03:21.87]Uh, yeah Red Rider this is the Cotton Mouth in the
[03:24.67]Psycho Billy Cadillac, come on
[03:28.56]Huh?
[03:30.87]Uh, this is the Cotton Mouth and neg-a-tory on the
[03:32.76]Cost of this moe-sheen there Red Rider
[03:35.40]You might say I went right up to the factory and
[03:37.46]Picked it up, it's cheaper that way
[03:40.75]Uh, what model is it?
[03:42.81]Well it's a 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59
[03:49.61]Automobile
[03:52.13]It's a 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70