[00:00.000] 作词 : Ice Cube, Sadler
[00:00.093]Drop oldschool beat
[00:12.725]Now the taste of alcohol is filling up my bladder
[00:15.975]What's the date and time it don't matter
[00:18.204]Had a pocket full of phone numbers
[00:20.155]I was trying to sort
[00:21.455]To make a long story short
[00:23.406]Ran into this girl named Carla
[00:25.821]Knew her from the back seat of my homie's Impala
[00:28.793]She said what's up
[00:30.279]Yeah what's the deal
[00:31.393]Check the hairdo of course it ain't real
[00:34.551]Then I looked down she was fat in the front
[00:36.966]I asked how long, well about seven months
[00:39.753]Oh how time flies when you're having fun
[00:42.632]She said yeah but the damage is done
[00:45.418]Where you been, on a little vacation
[00:48.205]Oh by the way congratulations
[00:50.991]Who's the lucky man? I don't have a clue
[00:53.592]Then she said the lucky man is you
[00:56.007]I dropped my brew
[00:57.400]And everything looked fuzzy
[00:58.979]Not a baby by you
[01:00.372]The neighborhood hussy
[01:01.765]She said yeah remember that date
[01:04.459]I thought back and tried to calculate
[01:07.431]Then I said damn are you sure it's mine
[01:10.031]Cause I know you been tossed plenty of times
[01:12.818]She said that day no I wasn't whoring
[01:15.883]Your ass is mine that's when the sweat started pouring
[01:18.669]Cause all I saw
[01:19.691]Was Ice Cube in court
[01:21.363]Paying a gang on child support
[01:23.870]Then I thought deep about giving up the money
[01:26.657]What I need to do is kick the **** in the tummy
[01:29.722]Naw cause then I'd really get faded
[01:32.230]That's murder one cause it was premeditated
[01:34.830]So what I'm a do
[01:36.131]I don't have a clue
[01:37.802]How many months left
[01:39.010]Damn only two
[01:40.682]I'm gettin faded
[01:45.140]No cigar, G
[01:55.542]Ay yo homey man I'm getting faded
[02:02.973]It's crazy
[02:04.273]Cause before I could sleep with her
[02:06.502]I had to duck and dodge and try to creep with her
[02:09.196]See the booty and the front was all in place
[02:11.982]But the girl had the pitbull face
[02:14.211]So we ran jumped drove swam crawled hid
[02:17.555]Oh lord god forbid
[02:19.877]My homies see me at the motel
[02:22.385]Cause those fools would love to just go tell
[02:25.171]Everybody in the hood that knows your rep
[02:27.865]So jump in the back seat and quiet is kept
[02:30.651]And hold your big fat butt steady
[02:33.437]Cause yo hoe I got the paper bag ready
[02:36.781]She started moaning and gobbling like a turkey
[02:39.475]I knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque
[02:42.261]I dropped her off man and I'm knowing
[02:45.047]That I'm a hate myself in the morning
[02:47.462]I got drunk to help me forget
[02:49.970]Yo another day another hit ****
[02:52.385]I'm gettin faded
[02:56.007]Ay yo you know what time it is
[03:03.995]Nine months later she's ready to drop the load
[03:07.060]And everybody in the hood already knows
[03:09.846]It's supposed to be mine
[03:11.425]So they laughing at me
[03:13.004]You know Ice Cube can't be having that G
[03:15.791]I'm thinking to myself
[03:16.998]Why did I bang her
[03:18.577]Now I'm in the closet looking for the hanger
[03:21.271]JD and Jinx and T-Bone won't let up they won't shut up
[03:24.986]I'm gettin fed up ****
[03:26.193]Cause I know you're tryin to break me
[03:29.165]But if I find out your tryin to fake me
[03:32.045]I'm a buff that duff for a hoot
[03:34.367]Beat ya down and leave a crown or two
[03:37.432]That night she went into labor
[03:40.125]And the **** is getting kinda major
[03:42.633]The baby came out damn it was a lifesaver
[03:46.069]Looking like my next-door neighbor
[03:48.391]She said it was mine that was her best guess
[03:51.178]But let's check the results of the blood test
[03:53.964]I started smiling yeah
[03:55.357]Cause it read negative
[03:57.029]Damn why did I let her live?
[03:59.444]After that I should've got the gat
[04:01.673]And bust and rushed and illed and peeled the cap
[04:04.553]But no I just told the hoe who laid me
[04:07.246]Excuse me **** it's a switch
[04:09.754]You can't fade me
[04:11.054]Naw baby not this way
[04:12.726]Yo you ain't playing Ice Cube out like no booger
[04:15.327]I don't fall for the okey-doke
[04:17.091]And before I fall for the okey-doke
[04:18.763]I let the pistol smoke
[04:20.156]Now sing it
[04:24.336]Yeah baby you can't fade me
[04:35.296]Naw unfadable baby