[00:19.08]When I was a lad just three foot three
[00:22.88]certain questions occured to me.
[00:25.20]So I asked me father quite seriously
[00:28.76]to tell me the story about the bird and bee.
[00:31.88]He stammered and he stuttered pathetically.
[00:33.70]
[00:34.70]And this is what he said to me.
[00:37.38]He said the woman piaba
[00:38.63]and the man piaba
[00:39.95]and the dan dan call back lemon grass
[00:43.68]the lilly root, gully root, belly root Ungh!
[00:46.43]And the famous granny scratch scratch.
[00:50.24]
[00:55.54]It was clear as mud, but it covered the ground.
[00:58.79]And the confusion made me brain go round.
[01:01.85]I went and asked a good friend of mine,
[01:05.35]known to the world as Albert Einstein.
[01:08.48]He said "Son, from the beginning of time
[01:13.79]and creativity there existed the force of relativity.
[01:15.85]Pi R square and minus ten is rooted only when
[01:20.29]The solar system in one light year
[01:22.91]make the Hyden planitarium disapear.
[01:27.47]So if Mt. Everest doesn't move,
[01:30.85]I am positive that it will prove...
[01:37.16]That the woman piaba
[01:39.29]and the man piaba
[01:40.47]and the dan dan coal back lemon grass
[01:42.28]the lilly root, gully root, belly root Ungh!
[01:44.66]And the famous granny scratch scratch.
[01:52.22]It was clear as mud, but it covered the ground.
[01:55.54]And the confusion made me brain go round.
[01:58.35]I grabed a boat and went abroad.
[02:00.72]And in Baden Germany asked Sigmond Fraud.
[02:06.22]He said, "Son, from your sad face remove the grouch,
[02:10.47]put the body up on the couch.
[02:12.97]I can see from your frustration
[02:14.91]a neurotic sublimation.
[02:16.03]Love and hate is psychosomatic.
[02:18.28]Your Rorshac shows that you're a parapathatic.
[02:21.85]It all started with a broken sibling
[02:25.35]in the words of the famous Rudyard Kippling.
[02:28.72]He said the woman piaba
[02:30.35]
[02:31.13]and the man piaba
[02:33.70]and the dan dan coal back lemon grass
[02:38.90]the lilly root, gully root, belly root. Ungh!
[02:43.44]And the famous granny scratch scratch.
[02:46.26]Well I travel far and I travel wide,
[02:48.82]
[02:49.77]and I don't even have meself a bride.
[02:53.33]All the great men upon this earth
[02:55.46]have confused me since my birth.
[02:58.21]
[02:59.56]If the woman piaba
[03:00.62]and the man piaba
[03:01.68]and the dan dan coal back lemon grass
[03:04.43]the lilly root, gully root, belly root. Ungh!
[03:07.56]And the famous granny scratch scratch.