[00:11.93]uncle marshall!
[00:13.69]will you tell us a bedtime story?
[00:18.94]here we go...
[00:21.14]now once upon a time not long ago
[00:22.87]there was a little rapper about to blow
[00:25.07]but his album came and it was not good
[00:27.36]i think it went lead or double copper wood
[00:29.49]so the silly little fans they were mislead
[00:31.32]by a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
[00:33.41]"me and you,'clef, we're gonna make some cash
[00:36.76]grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass"
[00:40.17]hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
[00:41.78]the ass-whippin' i'm about to administer
[00:43.14]to this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister
[00:44.64]stanabis, little marshall mathers' sister
[00:45.83]and in this corner, we have the mister
[00:49.78]not havin' it, it's the mad sinister
[00:51.78]dr. evil with his bag of tricks for
[00:54.44]this little antagonist faggot ****-suckin'
[00:55.60]ex-ll cool j fan from windsor
[00:57.48]i'm 'bout to murder little kenny fag keniff-sta
[00:59.51]you bastard i ain't wanna have to diss ya
[01:03.37]canabis, where the **** you at? i miss ya!
[01:05.95]can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****
[01:07.08]where for art thou can-i-*****?
[01:09.26]please tell me what happened with
[01:12.27]that style that you were rappin' with
[01:14.43]can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****
[01:16.93]are you from los angeles
[01:19.02]new york or just a janitor
[01:21.07]from canada? oh can-i-*****
[01:23.62]now at first i ain't really understand the ****
[01:25.71]picture me for a second and imagine it
[01:27.74]chillin' in the bat-mansion and relaxin'
[01:29.78]when all a sudden some ******** comes across the scanners
[01:32.03]it's can-i-***** on some "stan lives" ****
[01:35.27]it creeped me out at first. man this is sick
[01:37.39]for me, being just a sick, this conflict
[01:39.13]gets my **** harder than arithmetic
[01:40.80]and i know how you jealous ones envy
[01:43.46]i shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
[01:45.87]the first two letters you were tellin' me ****
[01:48.16]like you respect me, like any other regular mc
[01:50.25]the third letter you ask how come i ain't return
[01:52.97]none of the messages at shady records you left me
[01:55.06]the fourth letter:"slim, you really startin' to upset me!"
[01:57.29]the fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
[01:59.62]the sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building
[02:01.65]this crazy ************'s really tryin' to kill me!
[02:03.82]so i went back and read the first few letters that said
[02:06.47]some **** about a message you left
[02:08.25]oh ****, that's not an "e" that's an "a"
[02:10.48]this dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
[02:12.70]right away i'm on the phone with dr. dre
[02:14.96]we got a bogey!（marshall i'm on the way）
[02:17.09]can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****
[02:19.72]where for art thou can-i-*****?
[02:21.94]please tell me what happened with
[02:23.97]that style that you were rappin' with
[02:26.13]can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****
[02:28.60]are you from los angeles
[02:30.75]new york or just a janitor
[02:32.79]from canada? oh can-i-*****
[02:35.41]so in two seconds flat dre's at my crib
[02:37.11]the funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
[02:39.60]and neither one of us have canadian citizenship
[02:41.35]****. oh dre, wait a mintue
[02:43.88]that's it
[02:44.34]All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
[02:46.58]We can fly over the border "Let's go" WOOSH!]
[02:48.39]So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
[02:50.79]BOOSH!] （What was that? Oh） Jermaine Dupri
[02:52.75]**** It, keep goin' no time to waste
[02:55.21]Wait, backup hit him one more time in case
[02:57.88]Okay .. **** now he's draggin' under the car
[03:00.05]Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles
[03:01.63]Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
[03:03.75]Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
[03:06.48]And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
[03:08.69]"He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way
[03:12.00]"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
[03:14.23]That Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
[03:15.83]Plus he raps with his regular voice BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[03:18.25]BOOSH! BOOSH!] （What was that?） Pet Shop Boys
[03:20.44]So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
[03:23.01]His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted
[03:25.31]He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love
[03:27.09]I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done
[03:29.38]So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ
[03:31.19]He won't die, this guy's like a battered wife
[03:33.40]He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
[03:35.59]But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw
[03:38.10]Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
[03:39.75]Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
[03:42.56]Do somethin'! At least one punchline
[03:44.03]C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
[03:47.42]ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
[03:49.44]'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!
[03:51.07]Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
[03:53.75]Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
[03:56.07]Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs
[03:58.69]Bite another line from Redman's song!
[04:00.51]Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm
[04:02.67]From a midget reaches out from under the car
[04:04.93]It's JD, this ************ won't die neither
[04:06.88]Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether
[04:09.26]We stomped the ***** and then stopmed the ***** again
[04:11.58]（Compton!） Detroit *****! Talk some **** again!
[04:13.62]Stomp him! （switch feet） Stomp him! （switch again!）
[04:16.46]Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
[04:18.78]I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again （Damn）
[04:21.39]He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again
[04:23.31]Chorus]
[04:23.56]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
[04:24.77]Where for art thou Can-i-*****?
[04:27.49]Please tell me what happened with
[04:29.62]That style that you were rappin' with
[04:31.75]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
[04:34.23]Are you from Los Angeles
[04:36.34]New York or just a janitor
[04:38.36]From Canada? Oh Can-i-*****