[00:01.49]Oh～We are the muses...
[00:04.60]goddesses of the arts
[00:06.21]and proclaimers of heroes.
[00:08.65]Heroes like Hercules.
[00:10.59]Honey, you mean " Hunk-ules."
[00:13.05]Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him--
[00:16.12]Our story actually begins...
[00:19.81]long before Hercules...
[00:21.82]many eons ago.
[00:23.78]Back when the world was new
[00:26.82]The planet Earth was down on its luck
[00:29.93]And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
[00:35.99]It was a nasty place
[00:39.86]There was a mess wherever ya stepped
[00:42.07]Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
[00:44.56]and volcanoes never slept
[00:47.76]And then along came Zeus
[00:50.15]He hurled his thunderbolt - He zapped
[00:52.79]Locked those suckers in a vault - They're trapped
[00:55.88]And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
[01:00.55]And that's the gospel truth
[01:05.12]The guy was too " Type A " to just relax
[01:06.60]And that's the world's first dish - Yeah, baby.
[01:09.56]Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
[01:12.47]Though, honey it may seem impossible
[01:15.08]That's the gospel truth
[01:18.85]On Mount Olympus life was neat
[01:21.32]And smooth as sweet vermouth
[01:24.67]Although, honey it may seem impossible
[01:27.38]That's the gospel truth
[01:40.60]Oh,yeah,yeah
[01:41.04]Ah, ah
[01:43.33]Hey, hey, hey
[02:33.62]If there's one god you don't want
[02:35.79]to get steamed up, it's Hades.
[02:37.82]'Cause he had an evil plan.
[02:40.73]He ran the underworld
[02:44.75]But thought the dead were dull and uncouth
[02:48.70]He was as mean as he was ruthless
[02:51.94]And that's the gospel truth
[02:57.39]He had a plan to shake things up
[03:00.88]And that's the gospel truth
[03:18.98]Young Herc was mortal now
[03:22.93]But since he did not drink the last drop
[03:27.27]He still retained his godlike strength
[03:30.92]So thank his lucky stars
[03:36.57]But Zeus and Hera wept
[03:41.18]Because their son could never come home
[03:45.48]They'd have to watch their precious baby
[03:49.66]Grow up from afar
[03:54.84]Though Hades'horrid plan
[03:59.57]Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth
[04:03.91]The boy grew stronger every day
[04:07.76]And that's the gospel truth
[04:25.29]The gospel truth