[00:00.911]Virgos 室男社-哼
[00:01.922]作词：哆啦棱
[00:03.84]作曲：哆啦棱
[00:12.295]你问我怎么要迟到
[00:13.459]我说因为昨晚
[00:14.720]磕了太多香蕉
[00:18.359]排毒排了一个通宵
[00:20.28]刚刚去药局买了胃药
[00:24.282]害你等半天等半年
[00:26.159]等啊等
[00:26.867]都不见个踪影
[00:30.209]你给我打手机
[00:31.373]打半天
[00:32.130]居然小姐跟你说
[00:33.535]已欠费停机
[00:36.667]哼哼哼哼
[00:38.457]你会怎么补偿
[00:39.785]哼哼哼哼
[00:41.506]你说要陪你逛到腿软
[00:45.256]你给我挑了一双鞋子
[00:46.650]问我怎么不情不愿不想试
[00:51.253]我告诉你不是不喜欢
[00:53.128]只是今天只想帮你买单
[00:57.222]你说你很开心很欢喜
[00:59.96]很骄傲像吃了甜甜圈
[01:03.207]你要给我一个奖励
[01:04.977]试一试
[01:05.838]满足这个请求
[01:07.991]行不行
[01:09.319]我无奈脱掉鞋子
[01:11.37]脱掉脱掉
[01:12.258]穿了一双破袜子
[01:13.929]破破破
[01:15.245]尴尬地露出大脚趾
[01:17.118]我好想死
[01:18.225]不知跟你作何解释
[01:20.295]额
[01:23.667]你对我哼哼
[01:27.523]哼哼哼哼哼哼哼
[01:39.286]你问我怎么要迟到
[01:40.602]我说因为昨晚
[01:41.662]磕了太多香蕉
[01:45.305]排毒排了一个通宵
[01:46.986]刚刚去药局买了胃药
[01:51.194]害你等半天等半年
[01:53.167]等啊等都不见个踪影
[01:57.212]你给我打手机打半天
[01:59.131]居然小姐跟你说已欠费
[02:02.67]停机
[02:03.589]哼哼哼哼
[02:05.416]你会怎么补偿
[02:06.782]哼哼哼哼
[02:08.289]你说要陪你逛到腿软
[02:12.184]你给我挑了一双鞋子
[02:13.747]问我怎么不情不愿不想试
[02:18.206]我告诉你不是不喜欢
[02:20.77]只是今天只想帮你买单
[02:24.176]你说你很开心很欢喜
[02:26.151]很骄傲像吃了甜甜圈
[02:30.206]你要给我一个奖励
[02:31.977]试一试
[02:32.786]满足这个请求行不行
[02:36.154]我无奈脱掉鞋子
[02:37.927]脱掉脱掉
[02:39.245]穿了一双破袜子
[02:40.813]破破破
[02:42.239]尴尬地露出大脚趾
[02:44.372]我好想死
[02:45.219]不知跟你作何解释
[02:47.750]额
[02:51.190]因为我怕迟到
[02:52.352]翻箱倒柜
[02:53.44]顺手抓了一双就套上了
[02:56.50]出门了
[02:57.213]不好意思让你
[02:58.378]很生气
[02:59.241]翻白眼
[02:59.896]上火就变成了
[03:01.779]一只貔貅
[03:03.651]哼哼哼哼
[03:05.464]让你很生气
[03:06.984]哼哼哼哼
[03:08.501]后果很严重
[03:11.647]你对我哼哼
[03:15.531]哼哼哼哼哼哼哼